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BREAKING: TRUMP FINDS CURE FOR CANCER (Parody)
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| Aug. 16, 2025
| piytar
Posted on 08/16/2025 5:05:37 PM PDT by piytar
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Seriously, anyone doubt this is exactly how the left would spin thing? Oh, BTW Trump negotiating that deal between Congo and Rwanda -- a decades old war -- is factual.
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posted on
08/16/2025 5:05:37 PM PDT
by
piytar
To: piytar
Lefts reaction is noooo this is terrible cancer is awesome it has great benefits
To: piytar; Lazamataz
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posted on
08/16/2025 5:07:55 PM PDT
by
piytar
(Remember Ashli Babbitt, Rosanne Boyland, and Corey Comperatore!)
To: piytar
If Trump cured cancer, the Democrats would whine that he put researchers out of work.
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posted on
08/16/2025 5:08:01 PM PDT
by
TBP
(Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Democrat cult.)
To: Sarah Barracuda
If people don’t die of cancer, Social Security is doomed! See, those dastardly Republicans are at it again!
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posted on
08/16/2025 5:09:00 PM PDT
by
maro
(MAGA!)
To: piytar
Federal injunction blocking its use in 5 4 3 2...
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posted on
08/16/2025 5:09:07 PM PDT
by
SpaceBar
To: TBP
It’s in there — and you are absolutely correct.
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posted on
08/16/2025 5:12:50 PM PDT
by
piytar
(Remember Ashli Babbitt, Rosanne Boyland, and Corey Comperatore!)
To: piytar
I’ll believe it when I see CNN crying about it
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posted on
08/16/2025 5:14:00 PM PDT
by
bigbob
(If thou doth eff around, thou wilt findeth out)
To: piytar
President Trump walks on water. MSM: Trump can’t swim!
To: piytar
Technically this is also satire. I’m parodying the leftmedia’s reaction to Trump trying to end the war between Russia and Ukraine. It is also satire regarding the leftmedia in general.
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posted on
08/16/2025 5:17:51 PM PDT
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piytar
(Remember Ashli Babbitt, Rosanne Boyland, and Corey Comperatore!)
To: Larry Lucido
President Trump walks on water. MSM: Trump can’t swim!Seen that before -- but still a good one!!!
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posted on
08/16/2025 5:18:29 PM PDT
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piytar
(Remember Ashli Babbitt, Rosanne Boyland, and Corey Comperatore!)
To: piytar
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posted on
08/16/2025 5:20:16 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
To: SpaceBar
Federal injunction blocking its use in 5 4 3 2... They did this during the lockdown.
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posted on
08/16/2025 5:22:33 PM PDT
by
HIDEK6
(God bless Donald Trump)
To: piytar
Whatever, he promised to find the cure on day 1! I bet this will turn everyone into zombies in the long run. Just watch…He’s just trying to distract from the Epstein files! (Did I get them all?)🤣
To: piytar
To: piytar
Not possible. Joetato said he cured cancer already. Ask Dr. Jill!
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posted on
08/16/2025 5:29:02 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(The Golden Age of MAGA is upon us!)
To: piytar
It is also satire regarding the leftmedia in general.Enemedia.
That's what they are.
Enemy + Media = Enemedia.
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posted on
08/16/2025 5:29:10 PM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Democrats should have been barred from elections since The Battle Of Athens.)
To: piytar
What would be the environmental impact of all these cancer patients suddenly living another 30 or so years? Hurricanes, deforestation?
To: piytar
ABC, CBS, NBC, and MSNBC have responded that discovery of this cure will cost many cancer researchers their jobs You think this is a parody?
As the US engagement in the Iraq War was winding down in 2007, McClatchy Newspapers ran this story:
As violence falls in Iraq, cemetery workers feel the pinch
Excerpt:
A drop in violence around Iraq has cut burials in the huge Wadi al Salam cemetery here by at least one-third in the past six months, and that's cut the pay of thousands of workers who make their living digging graves, washing corpses or selling burial shrouds. |
-PJ
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posted on
08/16/2025 5:36:27 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: Telepathic Intruder
What would be the environmental impact of all these cancer patients suddenly living another 30 or so years? Hurricanes, deforestation?All falls under Climate Change, which killed all of us back in the 70's. Or was supposed to...
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posted on
08/16/2025 5:37:16 PM PDT
by
piytar
(Remember Ashli Babbitt, Rosanne Boyland, and Corey Comperatore!)
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