Leave car keys by the front door to avoid home invasion, Toronto police officer says

Global News ^ | 03/14/2024 | Ryan Rocca

[BobL]

Canadians need to ADJUST to their “new arrivals’ that they DEMANDED be let in (to prove they’re not racist, like they US is).

[Big Red Badger]

IDIOCRACY...
I Have Never Heard Any So Stupid
In My Life !
I’m in Arizona so My options Are Many
But Canada Falling to This depth is Bmore.
.
I just don’t know anymore.

[technically right]

Actually never thought of that. Kinda like baiting bears with doughnuts under the tree blind. Easier to shoot that way.

[KarlInOhio]

Can I leave the detonator for my yard claymore mines next to the door instead?

The officer suggested “that people leave the keys to their vehicle in a faraday bag by the front door,” the statement said.

Faraday bags block signal-duplicating devices used to replicate key fobs which criminals can use to steal vehicles.

Wait, what? You want me to make it more difficult to steal my car via electronic means so that only thugs willing to break open the door can get my car?

[healy61]

How could you misspell Canaduh?

[cpdiii]

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I fear no evil for my brother Glock, sweet sweet sister AR, our cousin AR-10 and Big Daddy 12 gauge walk by my side. My bedside collection.

I will not instigate violence and will try to avoid it. The best gunfight is the one that does not happen. If violence comes to me I will use every skill I have to kill you if it is a legal shoot. I have been shooting 65 years and am good, but my eyes are not what they were in the past. Good optics take care of that.

I love Texas and my governor Abbott. Texas and Abbott have my back, not the criminals back as in California.

[DiogenesLamp]

Leave car keys by the front door to avoid home invasion, Toronto police officer says

The pansy Canadians giving advice on how to be a weak, pathetic, looser in life.

Americans can shoot the bastards and make the world a better place.

[Beowulf9]

😆

[vpintheak]

How weak and disgusting.

[from occupied ga]

Leave your car keys with a fine wire going to a plastic spoon which had been inserted between the snap arm of a mousetrap and a brass screw immediately under the snap arm both of which have wires soldered to them one wire going to a battery terminal and the other going to one wire of a detonator inserted into this with the other wire of the detonator going to the other terminal of the battery. Then make sure that no innocents pick up the key. hey someone left their keys outside lets return them

[Texas resident]

Back at you. I hope I never have to defend my house against intruders, but if someone gets in, I will ruin their day.

[Bob434]

Either that or tell the criminals “Well. Since I won’t have time to unlock the gun cabinet, unlock the safety locks on the gun, unlock another cabinet where the ammo is stored, in order to defend myself in MY OWN HOME!, help yourselves to my guns” and point to their locations.

[from occupied ga]

reminds me of a joke I read decades ago aboot Canadians.

"Why did Delta Airlines stop serving vanilla ice cream on the meal flights to Canada?" Because too many Canadians complained that the strong vanilla flavor hurt their mouths

[Bob434]

I hit 18 a year before they changed it to 19. Then drank until they raised it to 21, so neither of the 2 age raises affected me. Had I been born a year later, it would sucked.

[Bob434]

Lol, use the car keys as bait... then blamo.

[gdzla]

In California do people still leave the rear lift gate open on the back of their SUV’s so thieves wont smash the windows to look for valuables?

https://thenationaldesk.com/news/americas-news-now/bay-area-car-owners-leaving-trunks-open-to-avoid-break-ins-per-report

[DiogenesLamp]

"Why did Delta Airlines stop serving vanilla ice cream on the meal flights to Canada?" Because too many Canadians complained that the strong vanilla flavor hurt their mouths

:)

+1.

[Biblebelter]

This article makes it clear why Canada doesn’t have a Babylon Bee.

Satire can’t compete with reality.

[metmom]

How about the police and judiciary do their jobs and protect the people and arrest and prosecute the criminals?

[Celtic Conservative]

In Canada it’s 19. But with the exception of drunk driving it’s vigorously ignored.

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