‘They strike, we dance’ — Iranians damn the regime amid Israeli barrage

NY Post ^ | 6/17/25 | Janatan Sayeh

[Flag_This]

“YES THIS TIME IT’S GONNA BE DIFFERENT AND A MORE HORRIFIC, THEOCRATIC REGIME WONT TAKE OVER..like Iraq, Syria, Libya, etc, etc,etc”

One thing that will be different: there won’t be a terrorist state named “Iran” financing, training and arming factions in places like Iraq, Syria, Libya, etc., etc., etc.

[gleeaikin]

You are right, democracy is not easy as we are certainly seeing in the US today.

Meanwhile for those interested in Iran/Israel I highly recommend entering those 2 countries into the Search space in the upper right hand corner. I have to go to work now, but I just looked at the most recent additions to the Iran posts, and there were several specially devoted to the air war that might interest any pilot.

[montag813]

Make Persia Zoroastrian Again

[Zhang Fei]

[Problem is these are the same people dancing in the streets when shah was deposed, freedom isn’t so easy even here.
In five years will they want their theocracy back🤔]

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I wish them the best, but couldn’t care less about their freedom. A weak Iran would join other former terror sponsors like Syria, Iraq and Libya as less significant threats to their neighbors and the US interest in preventing a unitary Islamic empire that includes the region’s oil states.

[Omnivore-Dan]

Damn, and on short notice too. Ok. I’ve got the drums, maybe a banjo and bass would help, not too sure about an electric guitar, but what the hell, might as well add some keys and horns. Could repeat verse 1 and 2 or maybe add 1 more? I think you’re on a roll.

[Enterprise]

If you see us coming
Better run and hide
A lotta thugs didn't
A lotta thugs died
A M O P in the left hand
A MOAB in the right
If Bibi don't get you
Then Trump will end the fight

[Enterprise]

Khamenei's livin' large
In a luxury bubble
But they're turnin' Tehran
Into a pile of rubble
He brought blood and terror
In a constant rhythm
Now Trump and Bibi
Are bringin' hell with 'em

[Omnivore-Dan]

Damn, you’re good. I’m going to take your lyrics to a friend’s house, he has a studio in his basement, see if we can make a tune with our gear if you don’t mind. If it works out we’ll send it to you. Ok?

[Enterprise]

OK. Have fun with it. Make a parody song and make a million dollars!

[Omnivore-Dan]

Don’t think we’ll make a dime, just going to have some fun with it. It’s your song anyway.

[gleeaikin]

I like your poems, but please remember, the goal is to destroy Iran’s nuclear capacity. We want to encourage the people to overthrow their corrupt government, not be angry at us/US.

I suggest a rewrite of the line, “But they’re turnin’ Tehran”, into a more accurate and friendlier line to the people like, “But they bomb nuke entries”.

Looking at photos, the explosions appear up in the hills, and the many condo highrise buildings show no damage.

[Enterprise]

Bonus:

If you live in Iran
Take some friendly advice
Don't screw with Israel
Or you'll pay the price
Take your finger off the trigger
Don't you dare even pull it
Or the last thing through your mind
Will be an Israeli bullet

[Enterprise]

I’ll see if I can come up with anything.

[Enterprise]

The poems are parodies of 16 Tons by Tennessee Ernie Ford. If you are familiar with the song and if I get the timing right, you can hum along with the verses.

The Mullah's said
We're gonna make some nukes
We'll drop 'em on the heads
Of those Israeli pukes
Allahu Akbar
Did they laugh and shout
But they didn't laugh when Bibi
Bombed their nuke sites out.

[gitmo]

You nailed it.