‘Cake Bandit’ opossum hospitalized after indulging in an entire Costco cake

CNN ^ | Updated 8:49 PM EST, Sat February 15, 2025 | By Dawn Sawyer, CNN

[Valpal1]

Possums are marsupials, not rodents.

[SunkenCiv]

It’s hard to tell if he really needs to be hospitalized because of the blood sugar, he’s an opossum... :^)

[dgbrown]

“Opossums also try to run across the road to beat oncoming cars. Just to get to the other side.”

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the Opossums it could be done.

[telescope115]

I get it! ”Always knew that I’d be an Apostle, knew that I would make it if I tried…”

[Albion Wilde]

“brown paw prints on her new beige couch”

Did she expect it to wash its hands?

To paraphrase Don Barzini from The Godfather, “After all, we are not raccoons.”

[Salamander]

I’ve seen JCS so many times that can I pretty much sing it in my head start to finish.

But the possum thing cracks me up.

:D

[Salamander]

Have the original and the movie soundtrack.

I have at least 3 DVDs of the movie.

:D

[hellinahandcart]

😆