Trump Tells Trudeau He Won't Annex Canada If They Admit Their Bacon Is Just Ham

The Bee ^ | December 10, 2024 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

Wait till the President finds out that the Dutch put mayonnaise on their fries.

I'm not surprised, they failed to put England on the Block.

[Nekman]

Ontario already bought up landfills in Michigan and has been dumping their garbage here for15+years. That was one of Jenny Gs many blow jobs she promised us.

[Navy Patriot]

Ontario is Canadafornia, and Michigan is stupid enough to allow the UAW in the state, so it figures.

[Navy Patriot]

Sorry, should be: Canuckifornia, I’m getting too polite.

[Raven6]

“Now let’s not Rush this.”

I don’t think I can take Peart in this discussion...

[DannyTN]

Canada might sell if we offer them enough maple syrup.

[Larry Lucido]

It’s your Life, son.

[rxh4n1]

“Nazi Canuckistan could be useful as an American Territory used for landfill.”

What a great idea. The Canadian Shield would be a perfect dump for our municipal waste.

[Inyo-Mono]

Lol!

[dfwgator]

Yep, take the Frogs out of Canada, and the associated Nazis and Muzzies they have imported, and Canada gets much better.

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“Want a Pepsi Cola?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4XJgI5p6pw

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

Let’s tack on a stipulation that the last letter of the alphabet is “zee”, not “zed”.

[Vaduz]

I’ll cut you a deal, Little Fidel

Fitting indeed

[Linda Tripp]

Since Puerto Rico is full.