Posted on 10/27/2024 10:08:39 PM PDT by ransomnote
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-kamala-already-switching-to-box-wine/
Report: Kamala Already Switching to Box Wine
U.S. — With the polls closed for over an hour now and the tension escalating, Vice President Kamala Harris decided it was time to go ahead and switch to box wine.
“I don’t know about Georgia, but my ol’ pal Franzia is going for Kamala,” said Harris, tapping the box. “Hoo-boy, how long have the polls been closed, an hour and a half? Let’s float this puppy.”
According to sources, the Harris campaign has commandeered hundreds of high-dollar wine bottles in preparation for the evening, but Harris has insisted on the three-dollar cabernet. “There is great significance to the passage of wine,” explained Harris to supporters. “The thing about wine, is, there is great significance. Because, when you think about wine, there is — wait, I need a refill. Someone pass the box.”
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The New York Times:
Trump took Pennsylvania
ITS OVER!
BREAKING: The Harris campaign is preparing a concession speech
Amir
@JackPosobiec
JUST IN: USSS is preparing to mobilize additional resources to Florida, per WH official
Why is Bitcoin jumping?
Heavy Liberal tears expected tonight!
pic.twitter.com/UlhNZ56Z6D— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 5, 2024
OH, CRAP....
pencil-necked geek schitft has won in CA
Bernie Moreno unseats Sherrod Brown in Ohio for the Senate!
Camden County, GA had a 70.74% voter turnout
President Trump got 17,805 votes for 67.51%
West Saint Marys, my precinct had an 83% turnout. The highest in the county. I'm still trying to get the vote count for the precinct.
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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
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That’s okay. No doubt he’ll be arrested for pedo crimes.
Good news.
GOP just flipped an Ohio Senate seat. That’s 2 with Manchin getting sent home.
-SB
Short video - has Q ....
pic.twitter.com/UlhNZ56Z6D— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 5, 2024
Election Live Updates: Voting Ends Across Most of U.S., but No Key Swing States Yet Called
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/11/05/us/trump-harris-election#x-elon-musk-election-fraud
Where Things Stand
Donald J. Trump has pulled ahead of Kamala Harris in the Electoral College tally. But no swing states have been called, and the race will hinge on their results.
Voting has now wrapped up in all seven swing states and most others.
For the first time in history, the Senate will have two Black women serving simultaneously: Lisa Blunt Rochester in Delaware and Angela Alsobrooks in Maryland. Democrats would need wins in deep-red Ohio and Montana for the party to keep control.
Our veteran political correspondent Jonathan Weisman sums up this historic night:
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