Do I even need to say it?
Posted on 08/28/2024 5:32:10 PM PDT by simpson96
Hey Yogi! Sometimes it’s white trash ...
Family portraits, taken the the Target Store public restroom.
Well other than that how was the reception?
Do I even need to say it?
RANDOM: He killed my auntie!
FATHER: Please, please!
This is supposed to be a happy occasion!
Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.
We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock.
Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen
to his death.
But I think I’ve not lost a son, so much as... gained a daughter! For, since the tragic death of her father —
RANDOM: He’s not quite dead!
FATHER: Since the near fatal wounding of her father —
RANDOM: He’s getting better!
FATHER: For, since her own father... who, when he seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him, — [ugh]
RANDOM: Oh, he’s died!
FATHER: And I want his only daughter to look upon me... as her own dad — in a very real, and legally binding sense.
[clapping]
You mean besides during Thanksgiving Dinner or on Christmas Day?
Regards,
I think she put the tip of the knife on her sister’s throat, probably not realizing how far the blade was sticking out and cut the artery.
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