Posted on 07/19/2023 3:58:04 PM PDT by nickcarraway
I wonder if they did the liberal/conservative split on reactions.
This goes a long way to explain why woketards are such humorless hypersensitive snowflakes.
A variation of the three wishes spoil-sport joke:
A paralegal, an associate, and a partner of a prestigious law firm are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you one.”
“Me first!” says the paralegal. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with Tom Cruise.”
Poof! She’s gone.
“Me next!” says the associate. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other.”
Poof! He’s gone.
“You’re next,” the Genie says to the partner.
The partner says: “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
I’ve got that T shirt. The hilarious thing is all the hippie-dippy people around here salivate with the image of Stalin then questioning at the dark words.
lol...
A German factory worker was executed for telling this joke.
“Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners’ faces. So Goring says: ‘Why don’t you jump?’”
I love dark humor. Back on March 25, 2006, Senator Robert Byrd’s wife Emma died. Somebody on FR posted a thread about it. My comment on the thread was that she was the first documented case in America of death by Byrd Flu. And even back then, someone on FR saw fit to complain about my comment, and they had the moderators remove it. I think it was the first comment of mine that had been removed since I’d joined in Nov 28, 1997.
My sister and her son used to play a game on their phones called “Dead Babies”.
They would be laughing their asses off.
Other folks no so much.
What is the name of a guy with no arms or legs in the pool?
What is the name of a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
What is the name of a guy with no arms or legs on a wall.
What is the name of a guy with no arms or legs at your door?
Is that kinda dark?
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I’d listen to Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor, George Carlin. I don’t know how many times I nearly drove off the road on my way to school LMAO listening to Don Imus. Not to mention the Dean Martin Roasts. I’ve heard every conceivable group made fun of. Wokies get offended by dark humor? I get offended by their 🐂💩.
At one time the Celtics were thought to be a racist organization, then they became unBiased. Some of you will need to look that one up.
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I just recently discovered Jimmy Carr. He can be pretty crude at times but pretty funny at other times.
What do you call a man with no legs and no arms lying in the hall?
Mat.
What do you call a man with no legs and no arms who falls off the back of a motorboat?
Bob.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter. He’s not going to come to you.
Bob, ?????, Art and Matt.
Seriously never heard the pile of leaves one.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
.
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Zero.
One of my kids came back from 6th grade with that joke (learning about the famine). I cracked up.
What’s green and red, and goes 100 mph?
A frog in a blender!
Cigarette... because you can take him out for a drag.
Russell.
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