Scientists have discovered an alarming new side effect of air pollution: ‘We had not thought about this before’ [Scientists have proven that pollution by humans has caused an increase in the LGBTQ population of flies]

Yahoo ^ | June 20, 2023 | Eliot Engelmaier

[ConservativeWarrior]

Is it just gay flies or is it really LGBTQ flies? Are there flies self-identifying as a different gender?

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Will the taxpayers fund their transitioning surgery?

[ConservativeInPA]

More real and practical science. Pollute more and decrease pests. Make them all gay and unable reproduce. (Unless make flies identify as female files. Then they can reproduce.)

Who pays for this chit?

[Stravinsky]

Who knew flies were Trans or Questioning their gender? What are their pronouns? We must know.

What a load of hogwash.

The only thing you can tell is something from their mating habits. Most of the letters in the alphabet soup do not apply.

[beethovenfan]

Lysenko would be amazed.

[butlerweave]

Insane Scientists

[beethovenfan]

Maybe it’s causing an increase in the population of LGBTQ humans.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Set out a dead animal and see how long it takes one female to lay eggs and the animal be covered with wiggling maggots the next day.
IF it happens the female flies are still being bred by male flies and laying eggs.

[Tell It Right]

Soon flies will have higher incidences of domestic abuse and STD’s.

[workerbee]

Does this mean all flies are now fruit flies?

[whitney69]

“...chemicals that allow males and females to locate each other and mate.”

That still exists no matter what is in the air. It’s called beer or mixed drinks that don’t exactly need an umbrella.

wy69

[newzjunkey]

How are flies TQ? FLIES… can’t communicate their gender identities and observations of sexual behaviors would only show LGB.

[newzjunkey]

We already know from prison populations homosexual acts can be a choice when other outlets aren’t available. We also know drunk flies go gay as well. Probably like frat boys.

[I want the USA back]

The headline uses the acronym “lgbtq” although I didn’t see it in the article.

Looks like pollution injures the flies so they can’t reproduce. That would make “lgbtq” a pathology.

They said it, I didn’t.

[RideForever]

Ozone? Like the smell of electric motors ozone? What makes a climatologist think putting more electric motors on the roads will decrease the ozone?

[Vaduz]

After all the years of coal burning and now all of a sudden we have increase in the LGBTQ population of flies but China doesn’t.

That sounds right huh Moe.

[Liaison]

I guess humans will have to lay off the Cologne and perfume or more folks will become rainbowy.

[New Perspective]

Groomers cutting off their catalyic converters in

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[5th MEB]

Then we need more air pollution, QUEER and LESBIAN flies don’t breed and I hate f#cken flies!

[Albion Wilde]

LGBTQ frogs? They have what— little bitty chest binders, hormone treatments, tiny tuck bathing suits?