TWO TONS of gold worth £80million from Toronto Airport in one of the world’s biggest ever heists

The US Sun ^ | 20 Apr 2023 | Olivia Burke

[DUMBGRUNT]

Sergeant Preston, please call your office!

[FlingWingFlyer]

I’d start by having the Mounties check every damn Dung Beetle Party office in the U.S. and move on to the trunks of their cars.

[NohSpinZone]

[wally_bert]

Benton Fraser RCMP and Ray Vecchio can handle the investigation.

[algore]

The article writer is as clueless as the coppers.

[mikey_hates_everything]

Is Morrie gonna get his cut this time?

[SaveFerris]

I was expecting...

[sit-rep]

almost 2 tons moved at once isnt an easy task. someone on the inside had to pull some strings, and CCTV seen it all. there are not too many places these days that dont have cameras...

[SaveFerris]

Was that wrong?

Should they have not done that?

[thefactor]

"The airport is often relied on to transport gold"

This was either written by some guy in India, or an AI bot. Journalism is dead.

[SaveFerris]

As long as they were clean copper clappers

[Larry Lucido]

Look for a bunch of trucks driving through any nearby aqua duct construction. I’ve seen this before. The 21st president is Chester A Arthur.

[Gay State Conservative]

Anyone know where Henry and Tommy were at the time?

[Larry Lucido]

Finding a fence might be a problem.

[Yo-Yo]

The police are on the lookout for an Asian man wearing a Bowler and driving a classic Rolls Royce Phantom III.

[Lizavetta]

Inside job.

[proxy_user]

If is surprising how little two tons of gold is worth. About $100 million, which is considered small money nowadays - a big company will buy your 25-employee startup for that.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Check all Dung Beetle Party offices on Capitol Hill. It has to be there in one of them. Also check FJB’s Corvette garage.

[abb]

In the immortal words of Deputy Sheriff Barney Fife, “Word must have leaked out.”

[Mark17]

I was thinking inside job as well.