Posted on 03/11/2023 8:15:25 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
That’s a rough looking 44.
Poor fellow. Never touch any mirror you find on a different planet, and never go through the Stargate naked.
How is believing you’re from a different Earth disorderly conduct? The naked stuff was already charged under indecent exposure.
He admitted to an address in West Palm Beach. That qualifies as certainly “different,” if not prima facie alien woo-woo.
Allow the man to materialize in court to plead down the naked charge to nuisance littering and drop the disorderly.
Different wavelength no doubt .
I wonder what sort of “vibes” he was experiencing.
If he was from a different realm, did he come in peace ?
I would skip the take me to your leader intro though.
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