Update from Ukraine | Ruzzia lost 600 soldiers after the single Himars attack | Revenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW72aIbSe10 ^ | 1-1-2023 | Denys Davydov

[ought-six]

You wish.

[kiryandil]

You were confused by parallax.

[ought-six]

You don’t understand parallax, son. Parallax occurs when there is a change in the sight picture, usually because of a lateral movement of the eye or a movement of the viewing medium that makes the viewed object appear to move, when in fact it does not. Watching you run away required no action on my part (i.e., no change in sight picture): You just beat feet, son.

[kiryandil]

Took you long enough to research it, Sparky06 - and you grasped it exactly as a dog would understand it.     

[ought-six]

Nice try, kid. I was out walking my dog. I had no need to research it, son: I learned what parallax was long before you were born. And the reason I know there was no parallax effect when you beat feet was for the simple reason you kept getting smaller, and smaller, and smaller.

[kiryandil]

I learned what parallax was long before you were born.

Must have been a previous life, not-so-old guy.

I was out walking my dog

Your owner was out walking YOU, Sparky.

Smell any good hydrants?

[kiryandil]

The yapping little mutt had to think about it for half a day before he came out barking...

[ought-six]

“Must have been a previous life, not-so-old guy.”

I don’t believe in multiple physical lives; though you quite obviously do, as you are a fantasist. No wonder you chose as your screen name an association with fantasy. That speaks volumes about you, son. Grown-ups generally do not adopt fairy-tale monikers.

“Your owner was out walking YOU, Sparky. Smell any good hydrants?”

When I was out walking my dog I DID see you scurrying away in a hurry, tail between your legs, screeching like a terrified rodent. Perhaps you should have selected a cartoon moniker instead of a fantasy one; it would have been an appropriate fit.

[an amused spectator]

Now you're just embarrassing yourself.

What's next - waving your cane at him and shrieking at him to "get off my lawn!!"?

Happy New Year, Sparky. ;-)

[ought-six]

What are you, his mother?

[an amused spectator]

There must be something that Russia Derangement Syndrome does to the brains of older folks.

Seek professional help. Maybe look into diet, more rest and less Interwebs time.

[ought-six]

Project much?

[an amused spectator]

THERE'S a good boy, Sparky.

Wanna biscuit?

[ought-six]

Nice picture. He looks just like you. Was it you who gave him the fantasy name?

[kiryandil]

LOL!

Still beclowning yourself, Sparky06?

Quite an amusing picture. Who KNEW you were a Ginger?      

[ought-six]

You’re back? I had assumed you had given up the game and gone home. I see you had to call reinforcements, eh? And, your mom, of all people.

[kiryandil]

Nah, had to re-assemble the garage door before the big snow.

No yapping out there, and lots of fresh clean air.

I see you've attracted a fan who seems to love your witty insights.  

That dude is Class of 97.

I guess he knows a poseur when he sees one.   

[ought-six]

“I see you’ve attracted a fan who seems to love your witty insights.”

Yeah? Who’s that?

[kiryandil]

Seems to be a poseur detector. And also a RDS detector, from his posts.

But I might be barking up the wrong tree.

Perhaps you could give me some tips on honing an annoying yap, like the one you've perfected.

[ought-six]

So, again, who is this “fan?”