Posted on 10/26/2022 5:24:05 PM PDT by simpson96
A copy of “The Art of the Deal” signed by Donald Trump himself.
A “Save the Date” invitation to DJT’s Inauguration in January, 2025.
Are you kidding? She wrote that book.
Euthanasia would be a nice gift.
My birthday wish for her is that someone will make an express call on her Arkanicide suicide hotline.
Well, what does she want from life?
Well, she can’t have that, but
If she’s an American citizen she is entitled to:
A heated kidney shaped pool
A microwave oven—don’t watch the food cook
A Dyna-Gym—I’ll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home
A kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum
A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi
Real simulated Indian jewelry!
A Gucci shoetree!
A year’s supply of antibiotics
A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
And Bob Dylan’s new unlisted phone number
A beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick
Rosemary’s baby!
A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams
A new Matador
A new mastadon
A Maverick
A Mustang
A Montego
A Merc Montclair
A Mark IV
A meteor
A Mercedes
An MG
Or a Malibu?
A Mort Moriarty
A Maserati
A Mac truck
A Mazda
A new Monza
Or a moped
A Winnebago— Hell, a herd of Winnebago’s, we’re giving ‘em away
Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw?
A Las Vegas wedding
A Mexican divorce
A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot
Or
A baby’s arm holding an apple?
Salvation. With God, ALL things are possible!!
A nice yellow cake, maybe a couple extra drapery togas.
lobotomy
She deserves a dirt nap.
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