Frightening New White House Halloween Decorations To Include Lifelike Old Zombie

The Babylon Bee ^ | September 30, 2022

[TChad]

By reading The Onion.

Ha! You're right.

[Stosh]

They forgot to mention the Wicked Witch of the West, cackling and wandering around in search of a thought, while trying to remember which Korea we’re allied with.

[Mark17]

Yes, that too. 🤗🤪

[clearcarbon]

"Frightening New White House Halloween Decorations To Include Lifelike Old Zombie"

[rxh4n1]

He does look a little like the first zombie in the original “Night of the Living dead” movie.

[Flick Lives]

A sniffer pedo walker.

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Walking Dead. Now with pedos!

[one guy in new jersey]

They got you! That’s gonna leave a mark.

[Mark17]

Yes, that too. 🤗🤪

[Allegra]

And they’ll probably leave that zombie prop up through Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s…{sigh…}