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Why did the Chicken cross the road?
email from friend | 8/7/2021 | unknown/multiple

Posted on 08/07/2021 11:05:00 AM PDT by sodpoodle

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To: oldvirginian

armadillo on the half shell that’s slow smoked over a pecan wood fire is good...

mmmm... mmmm... mmmm...


41 posted on 08/07/2021 2:16:12 PM PDT by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... ๐Ÿ˜)
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To: heavy metal

“armadillo on the half shell thatโ€™s slow smoked over a pecan wood fire is good...”

Armadillos carry rabies and LEPROSY!
Don’t eat the armadillo!
Other than a live or die situation...I’ll just take your word for it.

https://www.crittercontrol.com/wildlife/armadillos/do-armadillos-carry-diseases


42 posted on 08/07/2021 3:11:56 PM PDT by oldvirginian (Iโ€™m getting tired of being part of a major historical event.)
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To: oldvirginian

i was joking... ๐Ÿ˜


43 posted on 08/07/2021 3:26:14 PM PDT by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... ๐Ÿ˜)
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To: sodpoodle

I dream of a world where chickens can cross a road without having their motives questioned.


44 posted on 08/07/2021 3:37:00 PM PDT by Newtoidaho (All I ask of living is to have no chains on me.)
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To: Newtoidaho

Don’t be silly. The chicken crossed the road so he lay enfilade fire on the fox.


45 posted on 08/07/2021 4:01:20 PM PDT by .44 Special (Taimid Buacharch)
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To: freepertoo

I don’t know I just saw it written on wall somewhere lol...


46 posted on 08/07/2021 4:16:40 PM PDT by 4bye4
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To: Deaf Smith

We’ve noticed the same thing since armadillos invaded our area about 45 years ago.

Saw my first armadillo as road kill in 1970, Oklahoma south of the Arkansas River. Now they are everywhere here!

Now the joke is...
Why did the Chicken cross the road?

To prove to the Possum, armadillo and porcupine it could be done!


47 posted on 08/07/2021 5:02:03 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (30 days! FB jail for mentioning a Monty Python script about tranneys, and the 1936 Olympics.)
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To: heavy metal

I figured you were but considering what people ARE stuffing down their gullets I thought a warning was in order.
Upon further review, the complete lack of humor in my reply calls for a loss of down.
Batter UP!


48 posted on 08/08/2021 7:43:14 AM PDT by oldvirginian (Iโ€™m getting tired of being part of a major historical event.)
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To: sodpoodle

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because another chicken without a mask was approaching and he she was a chicken.


49 posted on 08/08/2021 7:48:34 AM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
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