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Oscar Mayer Is Releasing Bacon-Scented Shoelaces
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Posted on 03/31/2021 8:03:33 AM PDT by mylife

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To: mylife

I have one of their bacon scented masks. I save it for special occasions like going out for breakfast.


21 posted on 03/31/2021 8:51:40 AM PDT by READINABLUESTATE (CENSORSHIP = VIOLENCE)
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Still waiting for O/M FDS.


22 posted on 03/31/2021 8:56:52 AM PDT by duckman ( Not tired of winning!)
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LOL! smells fishy.


23 posted on 03/31/2021 9:04:36 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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I don’t want random dogs sniffing at my shoes. Or muslims chopping my feet off because they are offended by the smell of bacon.


24 posted on 03/31/2021 9:10:36 AM PDT by I want the USA back (The nation is in the grips of incurable hysterical insanity, as usual.)
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Should go well with sneakers.


25 posted on 03/31/2021 9:22:59 AM PDT by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged )
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bacon-scented shoelaces - be the most loved person at your local dog park.


26 posted on 03/31/2021 9:25:03 AM PDT by aimhigh (THIS is His commandment . . . . 1 John 3:23)
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Fido will be eating every last one of his owner’s shoes and will be in big time trouble. Oscar’s fault for every dog who gets kicked.


27 posted on 03/31/2021 9:27:37 AM PDT by bgill
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Yeah sure.. blame the Germans..


28 posted on 03/31/2021 9:36:42 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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Sounds like good shoes to send democrats backpacking through bear country with


29 posted on 03/31/2021 9:38:22 AM PDT by dsrtsage (Complexity is merely simplicity lacking imagination)
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Gonna keep Muslims away though... that’s a definite plus.


30 posted on 03/31/2021 9:42:00 AM PDT by Starcitizen (So Indian H1B crybaby trash runs Free Republic moderation??? Seems so. )
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Dont lettem fool ya, they will steal your bacon.


31 posted on 03/31/2021 9:51:43 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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About damn time!!!!


32 posted on 03/31/2021 9:52:20 AM PDT by Fury
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well hell yeah! why waste time on election fraud and nonsense?


33 posted on 03/31/2021 10:02:37 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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Going to be utterly hilarious to watch these folks get attacked and tripped up by dogs, etc. Just saying....


34 posted on 03/31/2021 11:04:46 AM PDT by cranked
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Those will go well with bacon scented underwear.
35 posted on 03/31/2021 11:08:59 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Weijia Jiang can see racism anywhere. Except in the mirror.)
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Can't leave out the ladies.
36 posted on 03/31/2021 11:10:48 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Weijia Jiang can see racism anywhere. Except in the mirror.)
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