Sounds like the Jack Daniels vaccine is the route to take.
(from the OP article) :
“ It’s not uncommon for vaccines to induce adverse responses in healthy people.
Most of them will still make it past the FDA as long as the discomfort is mild and temporary.
Yet, it’s something the public needs to know before taking any vaccine,
especially one for a highly contagious virus like COVID-19, which would require vast adoption to stem its spread. “
Identifies : Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZenica, Johnson and Johnson
according to various known vaccine side effects
For later