Posted on 09/28/2020 6:07:09 PM PDT by Eddie01
“You, let me smell your hair!”
“You, play with my leg hair!”
Watching “Cuties” for the fortieth time.
He’s having a meeting with the officers of his staff...
“You must be wondering
why I called you here.
we had an excellent dessert tonight,
ice cream and frozen strawberries.
An hour ago, I sent for another
portion but got only the ice cream.
There weren’t any more strawberries.
I don’t believe that the officers
consumed a gallon of strawberries.
Mr Maryk, how many portions of ice
cream and strawberries did you have?
Two, sir.
Dole out a scoop of sand
for each portion...”
He’s heating his thermometers on the light bulbs and coming down with the Covid so he doesn’t have to do the debate.
He’s making sure he has his adult diapers packed and a plan to change into a new pair of them at least twice during the debate.
With none of Captain Pike’s charm.
We have to stop setting the bar so low for Biden, otherwise he comes off as sounding pretty good, the media will declare him the winner regardless but let’s not pretend he hasn’t done this, memorizing pat answers is not a mental acuity test
Biden is sedated and asleep in a hyperbaric chamber, with an IV dripping a nutrient and neurotropic drug cocktail solution into him. A few weeks of that and Biden will again have the energy, alertness, and mental acuity of a ninety year old — for a few hours a day.
Trump just needs to say something about Stalker and show’s over.
“Probably taking some medicine so he’ll get a good night’s sleep. Then he’ll wake up and have some eggs and toast. Take a nap. Then have an early supper. Take a shower. Get dressed. Take some drugs to wake up and so he’ll appear lucid for the debates. Then he’ll crash. His handlers will put a lid for rest of the week, at least.”
Very true.
He’ll be so wired on Mountain Dew, Aricept and Adderall that he’ll actually appear lucid.
“We will see something similar to the 2012 RINO paul ryan debate with the wisecracks, fake smiles and the condescension”
Agreed!
No, they are much more likely to be resetting his circadian rhythm. With his dementia, he very likely has sundowners, which is a classic symptom of dementia. Sundowners occurs when they get anxious and upset with the diminishing light levels as the sun goes down. Any nurse that has worked with dementia patients can tell you this.
He might be sitting in the basement right now, but willing to bet that there are massive lights on, that will mimic the stage setting for the debate. The light level will help with the sundowners and emotionally prepare him for the environment.
Perhaps Trump should suggest a calmer, quieter environment with lower lighting for the next debate.
Ronald Reagan was pretty sharp when he appeared with Robert Kennedy Jr..
He didn’t travel for that appearance.
That was during an era when he was know to take trains rather than airplanes to reach a destination.
Joe acts deflated at his campaign speech destinations.
Was there a debate last night?
I just want to remind everyone what happened in 2016:
Expectations were that Hillary Clinton would collapse in a fit of seizures, stroke out or even die in a heap right there on the debate stage. She didn’t even cough or wobble her head.
She was awarded the win for exceeding expectations that were set ridiculously low - that is going to happen tonight too - Joe Biden’s senility will not be on display - he will appear somewhat normal - but with the focus on his mental acuity, all his lies and jack-assery will be overlooked.
Just as with 2016, President Trump will prevail in debate number two and three, once this dementia matter is put aside, and focus returns to what the candidates are promising, and their respective track records for keeping promises.
In 47 years of politics, Joe Biden rarely told the truth, rarely kept his promises, and even when he did, they were shitty promises to begin with. It is a record that should be easy to beat whenever they start talking about real issues and records.
In the second and third debates - President Trump will kick Biden’s ass, but tonight will be Biden’s night 100% - and all he has to do is stay awake!
This is why I hope Trump is properly prepared. At least people in this board have stopped the nonsense of Biden not showing up at the debate.
Even manure is a happy gift when your expectations are low enough.
“With none of Captain Pike’s charm.“
Thanks. You made me spray a mouthful of covfefe everywhere.
Expectations were that Hillary Clinton would collapse in a fit of seizures, stroke out or even die in a heap right there on the debate stage. She didn’t even cough or wobble her head.
She was awarded the win for exceeding expectations that were set ridiculously low - that is going to happen tonight too - Joe Biden’s senility will not be on display - he will appear somewhat normal - but with the focus on his mental acuity, all his lies and jack-assery will be overlooked.
You are absolutely correct. I will admit that I watched Biden's final debate with Bernie Sanders, expecting Biden to stumble his way through, but it didn't happen. He fumbled over a word for a few seconds here and there, but not enough to raise any eyebrows. If he does the same tonight, no matter how well President Trump performs, the media will declare Biden to be the "decisive winner."
My prediction, Biden never actually answers a question in detail that is posed to him.
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