Posted on 04/30/2020 10:04:56 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Don't discourage the jokesters with facts, bro! :-)
My dad has one of those mats. It was a gag gift.
Daddy is 83 now. About 10 years ago he decked a guy for calling his mom a b-word. We do not use that language in our family. There were witnesses. Daddy asked for an apology and the guy repeated the statement. So daddy at age 73 decked the 64 year old over twice daddy’s size. Guy filed charges and the offense was doubled as “elder abuse” since the other guy was over 60.
Cops came to the house and arrested daddy. Case ended up thrown out of court but it took 3-4 years. Daddy’s brother bought him the rug as a joke.
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