[shotgun]

Calling Sheriff Brody, Matt Hooper, and Quint. They must want to "on welfare all winter".

[McGruff]

We're not there, yet.

[Billthedrill]

People, chill. We have to remember that we're all in this together and that just because someone comes from another locality such as New York City we're all brothers and sisters when it's all sorted out.

"Bill, the Yankees eliminated the Mariners 4-1 in '01, the last time the Mariners were in the playoffs."

(Thinks a moment. Eyes turn red.) Burn them. Burn them ALL!! Wait, not the Mets fans, they've suffered enough...

[stevio]

Amazing how this democrat paradise wants border control. F’em, f’in hypocrites.

[Old Yeller]

If you’re fond of sand dunes and salty air
Quaint little villages here and there
(You’re sure)You’re sure to fall in love with old Cape Cod
(Cape Cod, that old Cape Cod)

If you like the taste of a lobster stew
Served by a window with an ocean view
(You’re sure)You’re sure to fall in love with old Cape Cod

Winding roads that seem to beckon you
Miles of green beneath a sky of blue
Church bells chimin’ on a Sunday morn
Remind you of the town where you were born

If you spend an evening you’ll want to stay
Watching the moonlight on Cape Cod Bay
You’re sure to fall in love with old Cape Cod

(aah, aah)

If you spend an evening you’ll want to stay (on Cape Cod Bay)
Watching the moonlight on Cape Cod Bay
You’re sure to fall in love with old Cape Cod
You’re sure to fall in love
You’re sure to fall in love with old Cape Cod

[metmom]

It would help if the NYers brought in all their own supplies and food.

Then the pressure on the stores would not be so great.

But then again, that takes forethought and effort.

[Leep]

Maybe they should build a wall?

[Leep]

How about finish the wall on the border. You know so we can prevent the influx of illegal occupiers with possible known or unknown viruses?

[Deplorable American1776]

The cape is a nice place. In 1985, I was vacationing on the cape. We (ex girlfriend, my friend, his now wife and myself) were spending a day in Provincetown, when a limo of transvestites pulled up to the city hall. My friend said, I guess there's a city council meeting tonight. We all cracked up. 😋

[redcatcherb412]

Meanwhile out West, the Navajo tribe is telling the white man to stay out of their sovereign lands.

[firebrand]

All the New Yorkers fleeing to lovely places where there’s inadequate health care for a pandemic and less reliable delivery of food and other necessities reminds me of the guy who went to Guam or Guadalcanal (I can never remember which one) to avoid World War II. Anyone remember that story? I tried to look it up but no luck.