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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase

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To: Tax-chick

Pictures or it didn’t happen...

And does it fit?

*tagline*


821 posted on 04/07/2020 1:50:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Days of the week are now thisday,thatday,otherday,someday,nextday,yesterday,and today. Lenore Moser)
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To: null and void

That’s almost as good as the Holiday Letter, and I say “almost” because that letter was from the ‘60s, so it came first.

I love this!! Please don’t ever lose your sense of humor!


822 posted on 04/07/2020 1:54:32 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Days of the week are now thisday,thatday,otherday,someday,nextday,yesterday,and today. Lenore Moser)
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To: Monkey Face

It does fit, and I’ll send you a picture later.


823 posted on 04/07/2020 2:14:14 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Scapegoating is a textbook coping mechanism.)
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To: Monkey Face; GOPJ; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Tax-chick; Anoreth; ...

824 posted on 04/07/2020 2:15:43 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Scapegoating is a textbook coping mechanism.)
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To: Tax-chick

Cool!!


825 posted on 04/07/2020 2:21:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Days of the week are now thisday,thatday,otherday,someday,nextday,yesterday,and today. Lenore Moser)
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To: Tax-chick

What a sweet Momcat and baby Floof!

Good morning.

My pills have been sorted, and I think today is the day I need to file papers. I also need to file patterns, because they’re taking up space in the file cabinet, and I need to transfer them to a portable file. There are so many things that have to be done! GAH!

I’ve been shut in 25 years and still don’t have it all done. Why is that, I wonder? Well, for the last year, the answer is simple — DVDs because I haven’t felt well enough to do anything that required a brain.


826 posted on 04/07/2020 2:33:42 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Days of the week are now thisday,thatday,otherday,someday,nextday,yesterday,and today. Lenore Moser)
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To: Monkey Face

Who says you need to have everything in your life perfectly organized? Not me!


827 posted on 04/07/2020 2:42:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Scapegoating is a textbook coping mechanism.)
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To: Tax-chick

Organization is a quirk that keeps me somewhat sane. I’ll get through this, and that’s a fact. Its not the isolation. It’s that so many things need doing yesterday.

In order to do them, I have to feel well enough to think logically. *sigh*


828 posted on 04/07/2020 2:51:23 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Days of the week are now thisday,thatday,otherday,someday,nextday,yesterday,and today. Lenore Moser)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m sure you’ll work it out.

The young persons are moving slowly this morning.


829 posted on 04/07/2020 3:25:55 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Scapegoating is a textbook coping mechanism.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; ...

Happy Tuesday, everyone.

Doesn’t worry, little kitteh. This will pass. Then they will go to work and we can have naps again.


830 posted on 04/07/2020 4:22:29 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: Tax-chick

I was going to go to Walmart this morning, but I don’t feel up to driving. So I’ll play with what I have that doesn’t take a brane.

Maybe I should start with making the bed. :o|

Actually, I spent an hour re-doing a sweater pattern that was the worse for wear. If I like a pattern, I use it a lot. So I had to re-do this one and add the corrections that I had only done in pencil.


831 posted on 04/07/2020 5:38:31 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Days of the week are now thisday,thatday,otherday,someday,nextday,yesterday,and today. Lenore Moser)
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To: Tax-chick

Thank you.


832 posted on 04/07/2020 6:15:26 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Call an addiction hotline and say you're hooked on phonics.)
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To: ArGee; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NoCmpromiz; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; no-to-illegals; Covenantor; ...

Hey, y’all.


833 posted on 04/07/2020 6:17:09 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Call an addiction hotline and say you're hooked on phonics.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Yellow!


834 posted on 04/07/2020 6:17:42 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: ArGee

Wat snoo?


835 posted on 04/07/2020 6:30:23 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Call an addiction hotline and say you're hooked on phonics.)
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To: Silentgypsy; ArGee; Monkey Face; Tax-chick

The Undead Thread tries to find the most outlandish and ridiculous items to make fun of and mock into oblivion — but we’re not keeping up. We’re not keeping up at all.


836 posted on 04/07/2020 7:25:44 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (If you can't do something well, you won't do anything good.)
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To: NicknamedBob

So true.

Even the Babylon Bee can’t keep up.


837 posted on 04/07/2020 8:55:02 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Scapegoating is a textbook coping mechanism.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Yeah, we’re beyond satire at this point.


838 posted on 04/07/2020 9:02:06 AM PDT by OddLane
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To: NicknamedBob

Lack of outside stimuli. Everyone has been stuck inside for so long they’ve forgotten what its like to be funny. Or see things from a funny point of view.


839 posted on 04/07/2020 9:34:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Days of the week are now thisday,thatday,otherday,someday,nextday,yesterday,and today. Lenore Moser)
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To: Monkey Face
"Lack of outside stimuli."

It's a beautiful Spring.

It's a Rachel Carson Spring.

840 posted on 04/07/2020 9:47:19 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (If you can't do something well, you won't do anything good.)
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