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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase

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To: ArGee

W00t!

You could be, because all I’ve ever seen is a screen name, so who’s to tell?

It’s going to be 108° in St George, and except for having to drive home in it, I’d love to have an excuse to be there to soak some of it up. The best I could do was walk over to the community room to get what mail there was.

I encountered a very surly resident. At first, I thought she was hearing impaired, and then I thought she was English impaired, and finally she offered a grunted response that could have been anything besides “good morning.”


2,201 posted on 05/28/2020 11:27:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Remember: Do not grab another person's facemask. It's a 15 yard penalty and automatic 1st Down!)
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To: Monkey Face
You could be, because all I’ve ever seen is a screen name, so who’s to tell?

There's one sure test. What color socks do I have on? Of course, that can only prove something if you're wrong. If you're right, you could have just guessed well.

2,202 posted on 05/28/2020 1:24:07 PM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: ArGee; Monkey Face

If you’re sensible like me you’ll be wearing white socks to go with your most comfortable sneakers.

However, if you’re a figment of my imagination I may have to employ you in a story or two. None of my figments get away with lollygagging around without being productive.

So how do you feel about having a super-power or two? It could take some work to make you interesting, you know. I’ll need a bit of return on my investment.


2,203 posted on 05/28/2020 2:29:04 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (If you can't do something well, you won't do anything good.)
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To: ArGee

Let’s see, works in NYC, (so-to-speak) has a geeky job, may have to dress up most days, so I’d say your socks are either black or navy. Not brown. And they go up your leg so your legs don’t show above them when you pull the pant-leg up so they don’t have the “knee bulge” when you sit for long times.

OK? :o]


2,204 posted on 05/29/2020 1:54:32 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Remember: Do not grab another person's facemask. It's a 15 yard penalty and automatic 1st Down!)
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To: NicknamedBob

I like being in you stories, but no one who knows me knows me in your books except you. But it’s OK. Some people go a lifetime without even being a fantasy, so I feel lucky to have Honorable Mention! ;o]


2,205 posted on 05/29/2020 1:56:57 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Remember: Do not grab another person's facemask. It's a 15 yard penalty and automatic 1st Down!)
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2,206 posted on 05/29/2020 2:42:10 AM PDT by Tax-chick (You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
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To: Tax-chick

“Dis mai place! You no come in!”

Good morning.

The shower has been had and next is a letter to Charlie because it’s Friday. I also have to revise my budget slightly, but that won’t take long. It’s past/time for the DD and I need to be ready for it, so I’ll know how much I can take to CO. The day is coming soon! Less than three weeks.

There was a small moth in my kitchen this morning, and with bug lights at both doors, I don’t know how he got in. I hate creepy things.


2,207 posted on 05/29/2020 2:53:46 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Remember: Do not grab another person's facemask. It's a 15 yard penalty and automatic 1st Down!)
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning. Lots of rain again last night, but it looks like we will have some sun this morning. I have a sinus headache. Also laundry in the dryer. Carry on, I’ll be back later!


2,208 posted on 05/29/2020 3:00:30 AM PDT by Tax-chick (You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
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To: Tax-chick

Sorry about your sinus headache. It’s probably from the high front that’s coming in. Mint tea and lots of sympathy!


2,209 posted on 05/29/2020 3:12:54 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Remember: Do not grab another person's facemask. It's a 15 yard penalty and automatic 1st Down!)
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To: Monkey Face

Thank you. I’ll use garlic - it also keeps vampires away.


2,210 posted on 05/29/2020 3:29:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick (You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
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To: Tax-chick

I used to tell my late sister, who loved raw onions, that I only ate onions in self-defense. These days, I feel the same way about garlic. ;o]

I hope it helps and I hope the headache goes away soon!


2,211 posted on 05/29/2020 4:06:34 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Remember: Do not grab another person's facemask. It's a 15 yard penalty and automatic 1st Down!)
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To: Monkey Face

I like onions (raw or cooked) too.


2,212 posted on 05/29/2020 4:07:31 AM PDT by Tax-chick (You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; ...

Happy Friday, everyone.

Last Friday in May. Whoodathunkit.


2,213 posted on 05/29/2020 4:29:00 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: Tax-chick

Among other bipeds.


2,214 posted on 05/29/2020 4:30:04 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: ArGee; Monkey Face

Good morning, ArGee. Happy Friday!

This has been the longest month!


2,215 posted on 05/29/2020 4:34:38 AM PDT by Tax-chick (You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee

Onions don’t like me these days, unless they’re cooked. I’ve never been able to eat onions and pickles on a burger, but both my kids love pickles. I always kept a large jar of Vlasic pickles in the fridge for them.

Onion rings are awesome! So is sweet relish, which I love on hot dogs.


2,216 posted on 05/29/2020 4:47:17 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Remember: Do not grab another person's facemask. It's a 15 yard penalty and automatic 1st Down!)
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To: ArGee

Happy Friday to you, as well! I was commenting in my letter to Charlie about it being the last Friday in May and it seems as if there was a first Friday, and a last Friday, but nothing in between.


2,217 posted on 05/29/2020 4:48:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Remember: Do not grab another person's facemask. It's a 15 yard penalty and automatic 1st Down!)
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To: Tax-chick

Yes, I can certainly understand this being a long month for you. I’m happy to just be here to mark the days!


2,218 posted on 05/29/2020 4:49:53 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Remember: Do not grab another person's facemask. It's a 15 yard penalty and automatic 1st Down!)
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To: Monkey Face

I deeply dislike pickles.

*sigh*

On the real-life front, I need to get music organized for Sunday. Although I wish we were allowed to have our whole choir, rather than just Asuncion and me, it is easier to plan for just the two of us.


2,219 posted on 05/29/2020 4:53:37 AM PDT by Tax-chick (You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee

I don’t know if we’re ever going to get back to regular church services. I saw a notice this morning by one of the members that there is an upsurge in cases of COVID19 in Washington County, and I can only take that to mean that there is now an influx of tourists.

I still won’t take any precautions because of the fact that CFIDS makes my immune system work overtime. Which helps to explain why I’m so tired. It’s called “up-regulated.” I’ve gotten maybe two colds in the last 25 years but no flu. But I always feel like I’m coming down with one or the other!


2,220 posted on 05/29/2020 5:00:34 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Remember: Do not grab another person's facemask. It's a 15 yard penalty and automatic 1st Down!)
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