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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase

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To: Monkey Face

I do the laundry on autopilot. Vlad is helping with room adjustments.

I guess my next thing should be Petsmart for crickets and the bread outlet for bread.

Rain is picking up again.


2,041 posted on 05/21/2020 7:09:52 AM PDT by Tax-chick (You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; ...

Here.

Tardy again.

Happy Friday Eve, everyone!


2,042 posted on 05/21/2020 7:51:24 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: ArGee

Happy Thorsday. Is it naptime yet?


2,043 posted on 05/21/2020 7:59:48 AM PDT by Tax-chick (You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
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To: Rebelbase

Oh no! Better ruin the economy now!


2,044 posted on 05/21/2020 8:00:38 AM PDT by Future Snake Eater (Plans are worthless, but planning is everything. - Dwight Eisenhower, 1957)
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To: ArGee

The first time is tardy, all subsequent times are retardy...


2,045 posted on 05/21/2020 8:01:09 AM PDT by null and void (By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
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To: Tax-chick

I would do laundry on autopilot but the autopilot is busted. You’d be surprised how many ways there are to mess up a laundry load.

I just checked out the first lesson in my greeting card program. I’ll have to settle for it. I’ll never be the kind of natural talent my Real Brother is nor be able to develop the talent of Ms Dahms, so I’ll have to make do with what I can make with clip art. :o|


2,046 posted on 05/21/2020 8:41:33 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In case no one else is telling you, the world will not be better without you. ~ Al Carroway ~)
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To: ArGee

Happy Friday Eve to you, as well, ArGee!


2,047 posted on 05/21/2020 8:42:16 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In case no one else is telling you, the world will not be better without you. ~ Al Carroway ~)
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To: null and void
...all subsequent times are retardy...

That would be me. Hiya, Nully!

2,048 posted on 05/21/2020 8:43:24 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In case no one else is telling you, the world will not be better without you. ~ Al Carroway ~)
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To: Monkey Face

You can re-say that again!

Hiya backatcha!


2,049 posted on 05/21/2020 8:47:08 AM PDT by null and void (By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
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To: null and void

You say the sweetest things!! ;o]


2,050 posted on 05/21/2020 9:28:17 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In case no one else is telling you, the world will not be better without you. ~ Al Carroway ~)
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To: Monkey Face

Ms. Dahms is a graduate of Savannah College of Art and Design. Bill the Son was interested enough to send for info from there, but he decided not to roll the dice on an art career.


2,051 posted on 05/21/2020 9:42:15 AM PDT by Tax-chick (You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
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To: Tax-chick

My entire family is extremely talented. Authors, painters, poets and a smattering of seamstresses. One of which I was. I know how to draw, and if I take enough time, I can make a passable sketch. I did a pencil sketch in junior high of a German shepherd, and it was good enough for the school to keep. I’ve done charcoal and pastels but nothing like my Real Brother.

My dad and mother both painted. I have some of their work, and paintings by both brothers. I’ve written short stories for school assignments but nothing great. I was so overshadowed by the talent in my older siblings that I decided to stick with handcrafts, and here I am.

In other news, my dust mop came and now, I know where to get refill mops! Happy days! Now I can actually dust the floors without getting on my hands and knees to get into the small spaces!!


2,052 posted on 05/21/2020 10:41:30 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In case no one else is telling you, the world will not be better without you. ~ Al Carroway ~)
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To: Monkey Face

That was fast delivery on the mop. Happy cleaning.

Raining again here.


2,053 posted on 05/21/2020 12:54:55 PM PDT by Tax-chick (You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
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To: Monkey Face
<singing>
If you ask, I'd be thinkin'
I'd be home in bed a-sleepin'
If I only had a brain.
2,054 posted on 05/21/2020 2:22:35 PM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: null and void

That works.


2,055 posted on 05/21/2020 2:23:19 PM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: null and void; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Pete and Repete were fishing. Pete fell in the water.

Who was left in the boat?


2,056 posted on 05/21/2020 2:24:28 PM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: ArGee

José.

Hose B is in the water.


2,057 posted on 05/21/2020 2:37:46 PM PDT by null and void (By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
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To: null and void

You guys are funny ...

It’s raining again here.


2,058 posted on 05/21/2020 2:40:46 PM PDT by Tax-chick (You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
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2,059 posted on 05/22/2020 2:06:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick (You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
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To: ArGee; null and void; Tax-chick

Adam and Eve and Pinch Me went down to the river to bathe. Adam and Eve got drownded and who d’ya think got saved?

One of my dad’s favorites, sorry. Sometimes, you guys force the strangest memories to float to the top of my brain... ;o]


2,060 posted on 05/22/2020 2:22:06 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In case no one else is telling you, the world will not be better without you. ~ Al Carroway ~)
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