Chinese-made condoms too small, Zimbabwe’s health minister complains

The South China Morning Post ^ | March 1, 2018 | Laura Zhou

[shotgun]

Back in my pipefitter days when I was working on nuke plant shutdown projects, we had to put on the cheezy white cotton glove liners before putting on our work gloves.

They were made in China of course and not only too small for everyone’s hands, they came with 2 thumbs and 3 fingers.

Other than that they made for good throw away snot rags.

[shotgun]

Mudbone, is that you??

[farming pharmer]

Nitrile gloves we use to compound chemotherapy are all made in Malaysia.

I have average size hands (for a guy) and have to use Extra Large gloves that will fit and they're still tight.

[IronJack]

Now THERE’S an embarrassing international incident!

[IronJack]

“Damn, this water is cold.”
“Yeah, and it’s deep, too!”

"Not that deep ..."

[Gay State Conservative]

Sorry...I’m not goin’ there!!!

[Wuli]

On an old rerun of Johnny Carson I saw last night, Johnny’s guest was George Burns who was 97 years old at the time.

Johnny asked George at what age did George discover girls.

George answered: I didn’t. I was 14, I did it myself. [lots and lots of laughter] But, George added: I practiced safe sex, I wore gloves. I thought Johnny would fall off his chair.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

That’s the best idea. Like some other African president that said something like “You want to help us? Quit flooding our markets with used clothing from Goodwill that undermines our manufacturers.”

"For God's Sake, Please Stop the Aid!" (7/4/2005)

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

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[blam]

I read a science study years ago, it wasn’t about penis sizes but it did say that Africans have the largest penis’ and Koreans have the smallest. It also said that (on a country by country basis) the Dutch are the tallest people in the world and the Japanese are the shortest.

[nicollo]

So the Bell Curve only applies to penis size?