Posted on 11/06/2019 11:55:22 AM PST by SeekAndFind
“Where do you see yourself in five years?”
“Five years?? Hell, I’m already parked in the ‘Employee of the Month’ spot!”
HR: What is your biggest weakness.
John: I’m very honest.
HR: I don’t think honesty is a weakness?
John: I don’t give a shit what you think.
This this funniest thread every!
But your comment takes the cake.
OMG everyone is halarious
Question 51- Why are you wearing your pajamas to this interview?
Those are horrible questions.
You want to learn about someone you ask them to relate a real world experience that demonstrates their “traits.”
If you have a practiced answers to the questions you are not going to learn a damn thing.
Where do I hope to be in 10 years?
Sitting on my ass at home, watching Price is Right.
“”I’ve forgotten what the basic one was named...before Windows Operating System””
How could I forget - it was DOS and it was horrible....
Answer: I need a job.
Company: You are hired.
I just got rid of months of delay in hiring.
“Goodnight. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.”
Now That is
HILARIOUS!
“Sell me this chicken.”
I was actually interviewed in a bar once. This was mid 1980s. I ordered a gin and tonic. I guess that was an okay choice as I got offered the job.
What is your biggest weakness? A: I can’t hit the curve ball.
What is your biggest weakness? A: I lack patience for overused interview questions.
Interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me (collecting my thoughts): What is this,1985? Who still uses this as a serious question? Clearly a rookie interviewer who doesn’t want to be here.
ODS???
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