There's a good chance you hallucinated this week without ever knowing it

Inverse ^ | October 11, 2019 | By Jack Barton on

[Darksheare]

Greetings.
Too early for me to be up.
But cats have other ideas.

[Monkey Face]

I voted by mail because my residence address told them I was a ol’ lady!

I checked with my current health care insurance and they do have dental coverage, so I will have to see what the co-pays are for the specialists. I want to get some of the work done by January.

There was a letter from NC in yesterday’s mail, and this morning, I see I have a form letter from Melania Trump, our classy First Lady! Even if its a form letter, I will treasure it!

I’m trying to get the gifts wrapped. Roy is getting the honey, of course, in two pint Mason jars, and I ordered a honey dipper that is made specifically for Mason jars, so that will go with the honey. And then the thank-you for Carol, and then, last but not least, the going away present for my G-niece, Alexis. I got the “official” announcement/invitation on FB this morning. She will have her farewell at noon, and then the going away party at 1430. Unngh…

Tomorrow, I will go back to Walmart and get the Harry Potter gift set! Lucky me!!

[Monkey Face]

PS: I want dat baby Floofy Fing! !!

I see things like that and want a kitten!!

[Monkey Face]

And cats rule!!!

[NicknamedBob]

Town Council elections can be decided by a dozen votes either way, so getting our household out for the correct faction (the “pave the roads” faction) is important.

T-c, local kingmaker.

[Monkey Face]

And queenmaker. ;o])

[Silentgypsy]

The cats have not been sufficiently consistent with respect to your training.

[Tax-chick]

I voted on the way home from WW. I was #44 at my poll, which is the largest precinct in the area.

[ArGee]

Howwwwww-DEEEEEE!

[ArGee]

Only local?

I may have been confused.

[ArGee]

I voted on the way home from WW. I

Oh, there's a period there.

I was gonna say, I was sure you weren't THAT old.

[Tax-chick]

LOL! On the Internet, nobody can tell you’ve been dead for 40 years.

[Darksheare]

My cat also said “Ek’rah skabak erg Thrak’Kilrah maks Rag’nith.”
Should I be worried?

[Silentgypsy]

Try Fluffy the Stainless Steel Cat’s stock reply: “Yow yow yow, ngao ngong, oooh wow.” He’s a natural-born diplomat.

[Tax-chick]

Depends. Is the food bowl full?

[Darksheare]

Crunchy dish is full, the only dish they truly care about.
After all, quarter inch below the rim “It’s EMPTY!”

[Tax-chick]

And if they can see the bottom of the bowl, then that’s it for your extremities.

[Monkey Face]

I just watched another MM and Edward Fox was in this one. The new style of humor is growing on me. The first time I saw Edward Fox was when he played in “Day of the Jackal,” and I had read the book in one day. Awesome!

The sofa and the heavy TV stand are on their way to the needy G-Ma, and the guy who took them said he will come back and help me with the desk. My friend was going to do it in the early morning, but she can sleep in, now!

So all I have to do is wait for Skyler to get back.

[Monkey Face]

Catz should never see the bottom of the bowl. The Late Great PV refused to eat the crumbs. His highness had to have full pieces or he would snub the bowl and then pout.

Now, of course, I want a kitteh...

[Monkey Face]

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