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There's a good chance you hallucinated this week without ever knowing it
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| October 11, 2019
| By Jack Barton on
Posted on 10/14/2019 10:45:03 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: Silentgypsy
2,021
posted on
12/30/2019 6:47:35 AM PST
by
null and void
(The government wants to disarm us after 243 yrs 'cuz they plan to do things we would shoot them for!)
To: Monkey Face
Perhaps you should nail a parrot to the perch (from Monty Python)
I took the liberty of examining the parrot and I discovered the only reason it was standing on the perch is because it had been nailed there.
I had to nail him there, didn’t I? If I hadn’t nailed him to the perch he would have sidled over to the bars, muscled them open, and VOOMPED away!
VOOMPED AWAY??? VOOMPED AWAY??? THIS BIRD COULDN”T VOOMP IF YOU PUT 40,000 VOLTS TO IT. IT’S DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!
(From memory - please don’t pounce on any mis-remembered lines.
2,022
posted on
12/30/2019 7:33:41 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Excellence or diversity? Ask for diversity, you get diversity. Ask for excellence, you get both.)
To: Silentgypsy
2,023
posted on
12/30/2019 7:34:06 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Excellence or diversity? Ask for diversity, you get diversity. Ask for excellence, you get both.)
2,024
posted on
12/30/2019 8:31:59 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Excellence or diversity? Ask for diversity, you get diversity. Ask for excellence, you get both.)
To: Silentgypsy
G’orning! I decided to go back to bed, because I could. Now the sun is shining, and I’m going to take the byos to the library.
2,025
posted on
12/30/2019 8:55:08 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("We should find strength and pride in being an idol-smashing people." ~ Bari Weiss)
To: Covenantor
2,026
posted on
12/30/2019 9:00:44 AM PST
by
Silentgypsy
(Call an addiction hotline and say you're hooked on phonics.)
To: null and void; ArGee
2,027
posted on
12/30/2019 9:10:00 AM PST
by
Silentgypsy
(Call an addiction hotline and say you're hooked on phonics.)
To: Tax-chick
Back to bed—my favorite option.
2,028
posted on
12/30/2019 9:18:18 AM PST
by
Silentgypsy
(Call an addiction hotline and say you're hooked on phonics.)
To: Silentgypsy; Tax-chick
2,029
posted on
12/30/2019 11:04:31 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Excellence or diversity? Ask for diversity, you get diversity. Ask for excellence, you get both.)
To: ArGee; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; Covenantor
The library had a sale, a bag of children’s books for a dollar. I got a brand new copy of “Bats at the Beach”!
I was going to vacuum the living room, but Shannon is sitting on the back of the sofa watching Tom the Mocker pick through the offerings on the feeder.
2,030
posted on
12/30/2019 11:43:26 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("We should find strength and pride in being an idol-smashing people." ~ Bari Weiss)
To: Tax-chick
I put things off so as not to disrupt the activities of humans or furballs, too.
I just read the reviews of "Bats at the Beach" and borrowed a copy. Thanks for the recommendation.
2,031
posted on
12/30/2019 2:34:45 PM PST
by
Silentgypsy
(Call an addiction hotline and say you're hooked on phonics.)
To: Silentgypsy
2,032
posted on
12/30/2019 4:46:51 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("We should find strength and pride in being an idol-smashing people." ~ Bari Weiss)
To: Tax-chick
Bats at the beach.
Gloves at the beach.
Cleats at the beach.
Batting Helmets at the beach.
Like that?
2,033
posted on
12/30/2019 6:21:50 PM PST
by
ArGee
(Excellence or diversity? Ask for diversity, you get diversity. Ask for excellence, you get both.)
To: Robert A Cook PE
Okay, that acronym trick made my eyes cross, LOL
2,034
posted on
12/30/2019 6:26:39 PM PST
by
txnativegop
(The political left, Mankinds intellectual hemlock)
To: ArGee; Silentgypsy
Bats at the Beach
Bats in the Band
Bats at the Ballgame
Bats at the Library
and Murcielagos en la Biblioteca
2,035
posted on
12/30/2019 7:22:28 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("We should find strength and pride in being an idol-smashing people." ~ Bari Weiss)
To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...
2,036
posted on
12/31/2019 2:45:37 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("We should find strength and pride in being an idol-smashing people." ~ Bari Weiss)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; ...
Happy New Year’s Eve, all.
The rain has stopped here, although it is cloudy.
So, with 2020 right around the corner we can shout:
“Once more unto the breach!”
2,037
posted on
12/31/2019 4:45:02 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Excellence or diversity? Ask for diversity, you get diversity. Ask for excellence, you get both.)
To: Tax-chick; ArGee
Brand new tiny floof and Momcat make my day better.
Good morning.
I’m present and accounted for. For whatever that’s worth.
2,038
posted on
12/31/2019 5:55:32 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(In48 the corn maze, I felt I was being stalked. It was earie. ~~ FB ~~)
To: Monkey Face; ArGee
Good morning. The sun is shining here, and the Beams are about to reach the cats. And it’s Trash Day.
2,039
posted on
12/31/2019 6:03:30 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("We should find strength and pride in being an idol-smashing people." ~ Bari Weiss)
To: Tax-chick
It’s trash day here because tomorrow is trash day, but its a holiday, and unlike Vegas, where the trucks are on the roads and streets 24/7, these folks only work when they want to.
No sunbeans yet, and no cats to catch them. :o[
2,040
posted on
12/31/2019 6:26:57 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(In48 the corn maze, I felt I was being stalked. It was earie. ~~ FB ~~)
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