Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air-SATIRE?

The Babylon Bee ^ | 2/18/2019 | Staff

[fungoking]

Well, why not?

[gattaca]

This is hilarious!

[antidemoncrat]

Don’t tell me, let me guess. He is going to cover the “Fairy Tale Hour”.

[NELSON111]

Hard to tell truth from fiction. Had to look and see where it was from. Good thing I saw it was from the BB.

[colorado tanker]

Watch your back, Jim Acosta. Jussie's comin' for your job!

To paraphrase Bond, nobody fakes it better!

[blam]

Black and queer liar?

[PlateOfShrimp]

I think that BB is providing some of the best reporting in the country these days

:)

[Secret Agent Man]

Hell, he could work for any media outlet today.

[MAGAthon]

just posted:

The Lynching Conspiracy Timeline: Jussie, Kamala and Booker.
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/as3f7q/the_lynching_conspiracy_timeline_jussie_kamala/

[House Atreides]

Hell, he’ll fit right in.

[jmacusa]

Isn’t reporting a phony crime a violation of the law?

[eyeamok]

I wish some enterprising reporters would start asking Acosta and everyone else from CNN if they have plans to hire Jussie after his wonderful FAKE NEWS performance

[Peter ODonnell]

This is Jessie Smollett and you’re in the Fabrication Room, where we make up the news and then fake outrage against those who didn’t even know they had done something ... first up, it’s getting dangerously warm because you drove to work.

[RansomOttawa]

I'm reminded of that line from Men in Black about the scandal sheets being "the best investigative reporting on the planet."

[metmom]

I love Babylon Bee.

[GOPJ]

CNN doesn’t have the judgement to be on the air... or cable .. whatever.

This fake hate crime wasn’t even done well... They fell for it and offered the idiot a job - that makes them MORE stupid than the bimbos at MSNBC... think about that for a second...

[Kickass Conservative]

>>>They fell for it and offered the idiot a job - that makes them MORE stupid than the bimbos at MSNBC... think about that for a second<<<

Uh, it’s the Babylon Bee...

[fungoking]

Next time I should put SATIRE in all caps in the title. Never mind.

[GOPJ]

Jim has asked people who do satire to mention it in the headline. Liberals are nuts today - CNN DID offer a job to Flake - and to Brennan. There’s no reason to think they might not offer a job to Smollett.

Check with the mods about the ‘satire’ tag...

[1Old Pro]

He should do a show with Al Sharpton and The Covington Indian guy - they could all be specialists on hoaxes and getting the media to run with their lies.