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New dinosaur looks like odd mix of duck, croc, ostrich, swan
AP ^ | December 6, 2017 | Seth Borenstein

Posted on 12/06/2017 11:50:04 AM PST by C19fan

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41 posted on 12/06/2017 2:13:09 PM PST by Oscar in Batangas (12:01 PM 1/20/2017...The end of an error.)
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To: Red Badger

At least it had all the food groups.
Everyone at Thanksgiving would be happy if it were around today.


42 posted on 12/06/2017 2:48:26 PM PST by minnesota_bound
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To: Bob434

Many years ago my Grandmother told me her Elephant joke...
How do you catch an Elephant?
Dig a hole, fill it with ashes, plant Peas all around it.
When an Elephant comes to take a Pea just kick em in the ash hole.


43 posted on 12/06/2017 4:01:07 PM PST by TexasTransplant (High quality, Low price, Speedy executionÂ…pick any two)
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To: bagster
How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a duck.

(science)

Because a duck's not as tall as an elephant

(safety)

44 posted on 12/06/2017 4:20:10 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (don't forget to mouse your sisterhooks)
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To: bagster

... O.K. Mr. Smarty-pants, just how do you purpose to get down from off’n a duck?

Easy, you just step off. They are only about a foot high at the shoulder :-)


45 posted on 12/06/2017 4:40:19 PM PST by themidnightskulker (And then the thread dies... peacefully, in it's sleep....)
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To: Red Badger
It's just a cormorant


46 posted on 12/06/2017 4:45:06 PM PST by GCFADG (Set a watch, O LORD, before my mouth; keep the door of my lips.)
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To: C19fan

The new dinosaurs are just not as good as the old dinosaurs.


47 posted on 12/06/2017 6:43:21 PM PST by TChad
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I didn’t know they were still making dinosaurs.


48 posted on 12/07/2017 4:17:13 AM PST by Maverick68
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To: PIF; Bob434

I prefer a Bigfoot steak.


49 posted on 12/07/2017 7:47:11 AM PST by subterfuge (RIP T.P.)
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To: subterfuge

Unlike Bigfoot which has a tenancy to be gamy, tough, and difficult - if not impossible to find, the Marbled Murrelet is tender, succulent, and very easy to find.


50 posted on 12/07/2017 7:55:55 AM PST by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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To: subterfuge

chupacabra fillets aint bad either


51 posted on 12/07/2017 9:22:51 AM PST by Bob434
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52 posted on 12/07/2017 9:26:37 AM PST by COBOL2Java (John McCain treats GOP voters like he treated his first wife)
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To: C19fan

How do we see a picture of the actual fossil?


53 posted on 12/07/2017 5:54:51 PM PST by Bellflower (Who dares believe Jesus?)
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