Surprisingly, no mention of the song ‘Short People’ or ‘I’m Turning Japanese’ in the comments yet.
Obviously Steve isn’t a religious guy, but I thought this song of his was pretty funny......
You know, religious people have such beautiful music and art;
And athiests really have nothing...
Until now!
A little tune called “Atheists Don’t Have No Songs”
[Lyrics]
(Christians have)
Christians have their hymns and pages.
(Hymns and pages)
Hava Nagila’s for the Jews.
(For the Jews)
Baptists have the rock of ages.
(Rock of ages)
Atheists just sing the blues.
(Romantics play)
Romantics play Claire de Lune.
(Claire de Lune)
Born agains sing He is risen.
But no one ever wrote a tune.
(Wrote a tune)
For godless existentialism.
(For godless existentialism)
For Atheists,
There’s no good news.
They’ll never sing,
A song of faith.
In their songs,
They have a rule.
The “he” is always lowercase.
The “he” is always lowercase.
(Some folks sing)
Some folks sing a Bach cantata.
(Bach cantata)
Lutherans get Christmas trees.
Atheist songs add up to nada.
(Up to nada)
But they do have Sundays free.
(Have Sundays free)
(Pentecostals sing)
Pentecostals sing, sing to heaven,
(Sing to heaven)
Gothics had the books of scrolls,
(Numerologists count)
Numerologists count, count to seven,
(Count to seven)
Atheists have rock and roll.
For Atheists,
There’s no good news.
They’ll never sing,
A song of faith.
In their songs,
They have a rule.
The “he” is always lowercase.
The “he” is always lowercase.
Atheists
... Atheists
... Atheists
Don’t Have No songs!
(Christians have)
Christians have their hymns and pages.
(Hymns and pages)
Hava Nagila’s for the Jews.
(For the Jews)
Baptists have the rock of ages.
(Rock of ages)
Atheists just sing the blues.
Catholics,
Dress up for Mass.
And listen to,
Gregorian chants.
Atheists,
Just take a pass.
Watch football in their underpants.
Watch football in their underpants.
Atheists
... Atheists
... Atheists
Don’t Have No songs!
(Don’t Have No Songs)
Wait until they find out about Ray Stevens’ “Ahab the Arab.”
He recalled writing a skit called "Seamen on Broadway" that was rejected from the Hasty Pudding show "by some preppie so they could take some other preppie's skit." Franken started to smile again, but his tone was serious, too serious. "It's not preppies, cause I'm a preppie myself. I just don't like homosexuals. If you ask me, they're all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia." The smile became so broad it pushed his eyes shut. He couldn't stand it any longer. "Put that in, put that in," Franken laughed, leaning over the desk. "I'd love to see that in The Crimson." -- Harvard Crimson, April 16, 1976
Wait until they hear a few of Ray Stevens’ songs.
Are their fears ever triggered by rap songs that debase women, attack police and white people or encourage kids to get into the drug trade?
Folks have become so immune to this crap by hearing it for so long that it has become normalized.
Bfl
It is time to round up and exterminate every single person under 21 years of age.
Geeeze-cultural warriors on parade.
One of the funniest three and a half minutes I have ever seen.
(One thing though, what did Steve mean when he brought out the blender?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYbavuReVF4&feature=youtu.be