[Rebelbase]

ROTF! Time to replace all the menus.

[stylecouncilor]

Ping

[Apple Pan Dowdy]

It’s the expressions on the faces that turn me off. They all look like they are mad at the world, or maybe scared that they are going to be chewed up and eaten. It’s kind of like if you raise chickens, you don’t want to name them and hug them everyday if you plan on roasting them for Sunday dinner.

[arthurus]

We got a Denny’s here a couple of years ago. My wife’s Little Theater group decided to go get lunch there and I went along, too. The waitress was polite and proper but not one of 8 orders was correct. At the table we decided it would probably be hopeless to get it all straightened out so we traded some stuff around and ate what we got. Then when the check came It didn’t comport with what we had received. We did the arithmetic and figured our that the final price was within 5% of what it should have been and we just paid it and left. None of us has been inclined to go back there.

[glasseye]

“We've got sh*t on shingles
Crappy jingles
Welcome to Dingy’s
We're fart’n good!”

[bar sin·is·ter]

Truth in advertising.