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Man arrested after 'masturbating vigorously' in public because he 'hates Portland'
oregon live ^
| 5/12/17
| Lizzy Acker
Posted on 05/13/2017 4:21:25 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: yetidog
Some threads just write themselves...
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posted on
05/13/2017 9:13:59 AM PDT
by
bruin66
(Time: Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.)
To: Godebert
To: Chode
Is that a cut down bayonet for a Mississippi Rifle?
To: martin_fierro
Fred Armisen is probably kicking himself for not having thought this up himself.
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posted on
05/13/2017 9:53:16 AM PDT
by
x
To: Bigg Red
So when is he running for mayor of Portland?
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He’s getting pumped up.......
65
posted on
05/13/2017 9:56:14 AM PDT
by
deport
To: bk1000
Beats monkeying around :D
66
posted on
05/13/2017 9:57:42 AM PDT
by
Bikkuri
To: vetvetdoug
67
posted on
05/13/2017 10:03:00 AM PDT
by
Chode
(My job is not to represent the world. My job is to represent the United States of America-#45 DJT)
To: Sirius Lee
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posted on
05/13/2017 12:30:55 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: martin_fierro
Charming.
69
posted on
05/13/2017 2:42:02 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
("We will be one people, under one God, saluting one American flag." --Donald Trump)
To: mountn man
Might have told this story here before.
I once met my mom for lunch in NYC on a weekday (we must have both taken the day off for some reason, it was in the Summer).
At the place we met up there was a big empty lot that someday someone was going to build a building on. It was surrounded by a chain link fence.
There was a man standing there with his weiner through the fence, peeing away. It was as though he thought no one could see.
Mom and I ran away fast and giggling!
70
posted on
05/13/2017 5:27:37 PM PDT
by
jocon307
To: jjsheridan5
“He got into enough trouble trying this in a movie theater.”
LOL - good one!
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posted on
05/13/2017 5:28:46 PM PDT
by
jocon307
To: Sirius Lee
“Portland: We’re pulling for you.”
LOL, this thread is hilarious!
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posted on
05/13/2017 5:30:18 PM PDT
by
jocon307
To: martin_fierro
"Man arrested after 'masturbating vigorously' in public because he 'hates Portland'" So, if he wasn't so "vigorously" masturbating it would be OK? Love the headline
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posted on
05/13/2017 5:34:36 PM PDT
by
luv2ndamend
(Same party, different letter. When the shtf, hug a politician.)
To: jocon307
It was as though he thought no one could see. Mom and I ran away fast and giggling!
That's just mean.
Men have sensitive egos. :)
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posted on
05/13/2017 5:51:59 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: Sirius Lee
Time for a new city motto: “Portland: We’re pulling for you.”There doing a new tv show, about a cruise ship and romantic hook ups on board, based in Portland.
They're calling it The Tug Boat
75
posted on
05/13/2017 5:56:51 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: aquila48
Why would that be illegal in Portland?In San Francisco, that would be a waste of food.
76
posted on
05/13/2017 5:58:57 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: Albion Wilde
What is the white stuff on his lower lip???
77
posted on
05/13/2017 6:00:27 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: tflabo
Erections have consequences.Damn straight, they do.
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posted on
05/13/2017 6:01:10 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: martin_fierro
Isn’t he just keeping Portland weird?
To: Bikkuri
Beats monkeying around :D
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posted on
05/13/2017 6:06:40 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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