[Gil4]

I am glad you liked my headline.

[alexander_busek]

"Horse Wins 143rd Running of Kentucky Derby"

But that's not the real story!

The real story is:

"Horse Loses 143rd Running of Kentucky Derby"

...which is just as correct (and as informative)!

Regards,

[cynwoody]

I thought AOL was the Rio Linda of the Internet.

[jeannineinsd]

Apparently, there was a horse named “Audible” in the Kentucky Derby today. Came in 3rd place.

In celebration, Amazon’s audiobook company, named Audible, is giving away an audiobook about another racehorse, American Pharoah.

https://www.audible.com/ep/s/go-audible?ref_=pe_1726070_280220720&serial=&source_code=AUDOREM0412189ND2&;