Researcher uses math to investigate possibility of time travel

phys.org ^ | April 27, 2017 | Provided by: University of British Columbia

[HLPhat]

HLPhat: Please enlighten the class with, in your own words, a summary of the nature ascribed to time by Special Relativity?

Hillbilly.223: { crickets crickets crickets }

[bobby.223]

Get lost noobie. Arrogant conceited snobs such as yourself are not wanted.

[HLPhat]

can’t answer the question without gagging on you own words, can you super genius.

Maybe if you rub your few functional dendrites together hard enough it might dawn on you how the secular humanist FICTION your so fond of gagging on facilitated a cultural psychotic disconnect from reality in the process helping Mizz Sulu and Co navigate the American Enterprise into a demoralized black hole.

[parpower]

Not good at math so, I am waiting to meet extraterrestrials to help me with time travel

[Red Badger]

Otherwise someone from the future would have traveled back to Germany in the 1930s and killed Hitler.

But someone else from the 'future' would travel back in time to stop that person from killing Hitler.

Didn't you see 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'?.................

[Red Badger]

Thanks!...................

[Red Badger]

Broadly speaking, psychosis means a loss of contact with reality; it is a symptom of a number of mental illnesses rather than a medical condition in its own right.

Liberalism, socialism, communism, fascism.........................

[HLPhat]

>>Liberalism, socialism, communism, fascism...

...transhumanism, postgenderism...

The Matrix is much easier to construct when the sheeple willfully participate in their own relocation out of reality-land and into a landscape of self-destructive delusion.

[HLPhat]

E=MC^2

What happens to M (and T) as E approaches infinity?

[bobby.223]

Arrogant damn noob. Finished up your paper route a bit early today huh sonny? Back down into mommie’s basement on the computer again? Freakin’ conceited idiot.

[HLPhat]

Poor hillbilly.

Now you’re just embarrassing yourself.

Please, carry on!

[bobby.223]

Get lost DU Phat boy. Arrogant noob. Go back to where you came from.

[HLPhat]

What happens to M and T as E approaches  ∞, and what is the associative effect upon relative inertia?

Public school 2nd graders back circa 1967 were able to understand and articulate the answer.

But not you.

Gag on that, Jethro.

[bobby.223]

Shove it DU noob. Go back where you came from you conceited Phat boy.

[bobby.223]

I’ll bet you don’t gag do you Phat boy? It goes down easy, right noob?

[HLPhat]

You’re the Gag expert.

Pretty much all you’ve contributed to the discussion here - isn’t it, Jethro.

[bobby.223]

Better get moving noobie. Your night shift job at the Burger joint awaits. Hey arrogant DU Phat boy, you still working the drive up window, or have you moved up to the counter yet? (Wow! You have a paper route AND a burger joint job?! Must be a bitch to still have to work.) Gag on that you conceited jerk. Now, go back to where you came from you snob.

[HLPhat]

The wisdom you gleaned from Gilligan’s Island must be truly earth shattering.

[bobby.223]

Dry up DU Phat boy. It doesn’t take much effort for your young’n butt to act like a complete ass does it noob? Go back to where you game from.

[HLPhat]

Don't feel bad. You're not the only one those 1967 vintage 2nd graders were smarter than...