Posted on 02/22/2017 9:02:38 PM PST by nickcarraway
Then he goes out for a drive and gets pulled over by a cop. The cop asks him "Have you been drinking?" And he says "Sorta."
"I just drank a twelve pack of O'Douls alcohol free beer."
So then the cop wrote him a ticket...
...for being a wussy.
Wow, who would have thought Wales would wait this long to host their first Root Beer Festival?
Alcohol free does not necessarily translate into “healthier”. Just a bunch of empty calories.
Oh, but you’re good!
Sounds llike a llosing proposition.
LOL
I wish I could claim that one, but I heard it years ago.
brahahahaha.... Mr. Mercat and I went to the Shrewsbury Folk Festival last August... about a half days drive from hear. I’m trying really hard to imagine it without real beer. hmmmm nope... can’t imagine it. Beer and coffee and the headliner was a hard rock bagpipe band. LOL
LOL, I just read about St. David. Or St. Tavy as he was called in Shakespeare. His most famous miracle was that the place he was standing on became a hill and a dove settled on his shoulder. Some wit remarked that the last thing Wales needed was another hill. He founded monasteries where the monks had to plow the fields without draft animals, and they could consume no beer, and no meat. He established the symbol of Wales to be the leek. For those freepers who don’t make soups, a leek is like a green onion only about 1 to 2 inches in diameter and maybe ten inches long. LOL sorry... I have welch ancestors but this is hysterical.
It's worse than that. No beer goggles (the ugly girls in the bar at 5 PM are just as ugly at 1AM).
Is this some sort of sick joke? (And I don’t even LIKE beer!)
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