Alcoholic Camilla Parker Bowles Thrown Into Royal Rehab

National Enquirer ^ | By National ENQUIRER Staff Posted on Feb 21, 2017

[Paladin2]

It’s the Will of Allah!

[Strac6]

TURODT

Does anyone ever go back and check how many of these stories turn out to be complete BS?

[drewh]

her majesty has got some dough, but she aint paying no 500 million to horse face !

take her 50 million and be gone..

[Smittie]

Kind of reminds you of the Hildabeast’s election night reaction.

[Cecily]

” ... has confined the Duchess of Cornwall to her quarters in Highgrove.”

Camilla supposedly doesn’t even live at Highgrove. She lives in her own house nearby. The British taxpayers have been upset about this because they are paying for security at two residences.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

“She bellowed at Kate, ‘I should be queen! You’re just a common brood mare. No class, no blue blood running through your veins. The crown belongs to me!’” the source said.

I bet something similar gets said in Chappaqua on a fairly regular basis around 8 or 9 at night after Hillary has half a box of Chardonnay in her.

[forgotten man]

The British Royals remind me of a Lhasa Apsa dog from a puppy mill. They are genetically rotten.

[drewh]

im so glad we rid ourselves of these ruling douchebags hundreds of years ago

[Farmer Dean]

She should take the 48 million and go quietly.Otherwise she may get a flying lesson out of a 6th story window.

[liberalh8ter]

Probably not true but giggle-worthy....Charles would be getting what he deserves.

[camle]

well? if you were stuck with prince chuckie-poo, you’d drink too

[llevrok]

when I think of Camilla, I think of Young Frankenstein when the horses whinny every time Frau Blücher is on screen.

[drewh]

its all of the genetic inbreeding.

[RoseofTexas]

I think I’ve seen this movie!!!! BAWHAHAHA!!

[DeFault User]

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

The drunken duchess has been sent to rehab twice before on Her Majesty’s orders. Elizabeth was tired of being humiliated at public functions by her daughter-in-law, who also suffers from embarrassing chronic flatulence.

True or not, that's funny. I don't care who you are.

[Dr. Ursus]

Hey,Chuckie, how does your first wife feel about the situation? Oh, wait........!

[ronniesgal]

i call BS. What do I know, though?

[jjotto]

meh

She’s 70 years old and worth millions in her own right as a Cubitt family heiress.

[utahagen]

“Does anyone ever go back and check how many of these stories turn out to be complete BS?”

I've been read the Enquirer for forty years and most of its stories in the last 30 years have been 100% accurate — really. When they've made mistakes, such as the time they claimed some guy was the recently departed Philip Seymour Hoffman's “homosexual lover”, the paper owns up to the mistake completely. HOWEVER, the big exception to the accuracy rule involves the British Royals. The stories the Enquirer runs about the Royals are 90% nonsense. This one is an example. Camilla Parker-Jones Windsor very well may be a functioning alcoholic — but, so what? Most of the British aristos over, say, 50 are sots. I'd bet every other detail of this story is fabricated. The Enquirer has ZERO worry of being sued when it comes to anything ti publishes about the Royals, so it always has published any rubbish it likes.