SF Company Created a Bike Lock That Makes Thieves Vomit

San Fracisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, October 21, 2016 | Amy Graff

[bk1000]

“Can I somehow use these locks to boobytrap my Trump yard sign? Some SOB vandalized it last night.”

Last night I saw my first vandalized Trump sign. I was surprised. I thought this was a pretty solid red area.

[oh8eleven]

Yes

[metmom]

I don’t think I have ever vomited controllably.

I have not ever.

I try to avoid it at all costs.

Unfortunately, I'm not always successful.

[Rock N Jones]

The eyes have it.

But what is it?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***Swedish fermented herring***

The most foul smell I have ever smelled was when I set a large fly trap jar, the one you mix an attractant and water with, out one summer. When I emptied it you WILL vomit! It is so strong people downwind for a block gagged.

If you get it on you it soaks into the skin and you will stink for days!

[HerrBlucher]

Oh many times. I don’t think you caught what I was trying to say...which is that vomiting is always uncontrollable.

[Ozark Tom]

http://www.skunk-skunk.com/121755/The%2DProduct

[Impala64ssa]

Yes, some asshat will sue, claiming that they are interfering with his ability to steal your bike.
Back in the 70's-80's there was a NYPD policewoman known as "muggable Mary". She would dress up as a homeless "bad lady", prostitute, druggie, etc. as a way of catching muggers and rapists. Sure enough, the ACLU sought court injunctions against NYC to end this practice on the grounds that "a mugger should know who he's mugging".

[Mark17]

Why am I not surprised?
Now, I am not into THIS particular thing, but using that logic, if a police woman is out posing as a prostitute, would they give a "John" the same courtesy, and say, he should know who he is doing the evil deed with?

[dfwgator]

It won’t survive the first lawsuit by somebody who gets sickened by it.

[lepton]

Unwashed, living chicken can smell pretty bad.