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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 10/07/2016 5:45:06 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: JRios1968
Top 21 !!


21 posted on 10/07/2016 6:36:57 AM PDT by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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22 posted on 10/07/2016 6:38:39 AM PDT by the_boy_who_got_lost
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23 posted on 10/07/2016 6:39:00 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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24 posted on 10/07/2016 6:41:30 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Ron White on hurricanes
25 posted on 10/07/2016 6:46:31 AM PDT by Heartlander (Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
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To: Lucky9teen

Los Van Van - Temba, Tumba, Timba


26 posted on 10/07/2016 6:47:18 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
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To: Lucky9teen

"DEBATE NIGHT!" — A Bad Lip Reading of the first 2016 Presidential Debate


27 posted on 10/07/2016 7:00:03 AM PDT by Heartlander (Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
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28 posted on 10/07/2016 7:09:36 AM PDT by Leo Carpathian (FReeeeepeesssssed)
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29 posted on 10/07/2016 8:10:27 AM PDT by PROCON ("Lock Her Up! Lock Her Up!")
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30 posted on 10/07/2016 8:19:39 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (http://stepstopoliticalepiphany.com - 5 Steps to Political Epiphany)
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To: Lucky9teen

Yay! Friday!!


31 posted on 10/07/2016 8:50:52 AM PDT by TXBlair (We will not forget Benghazi.)
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To: Lucky9teen
TECHNICAL BULLETIN:

Step 1: You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in - and you shake it all about.

Step 2: You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around….

Result of the Action Described: That’s what it’s all about!

32 posted on 10/07/2016 9:01:32 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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33 posted on 10/07/2016 9:02:11 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (http://stepstopoliticalepiphany.com - 5 Steps to Political Epiphany)
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Getting a ride from dad, is not all it's cracked up to be

34 posted on 10/07/2016 9:05:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (http://stepstopoliticalepiphany.com - 5 Steps to Political Epiphany)
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To: Lucky9teen

Several days ago as I left a meeting I desperately gave myself a personal search. I was looking for my keys.
They were not in my pockets.
A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realised I must have left them in the car.
Frantically, I headed for the car park.
My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is that the car will be stolen.

As I scanned the car park I came to a terrifying conclusion!
His theory was right. The car park was empty.
I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband’s mobile.

“Hello My Love,” I stammered; I always call him “My Love” in times like these.
“I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.”
There was a long period of silence.
I thought the call had disconnected, but then I heard his voice.

He barked, “I dropped you off!”
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, “Well, please come and get me.”
He retorted, “I will, as soon as I can convince this policeman I have not stolen your car.”

This is what they call, “a senior moment.”


35 posted on 10/07/2016 9:25:25 AM PDT by relentlessly
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To: Lucky9teen

Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’. He said: ‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome’. ‘Is it common?’I asked. ‘It’s not unusual’ he replied.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.


36 posted on 10/07/2016 11:00:37 AM PDT by gdzla (Tyrannis Seditio, Obsequium Deo)
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To: Lucky9teen

Gross! Lol!!


37 posted on 10/07/2016 11:11:15 AM PDT by TXBlair (We will not forget Benghazi.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I think the caption to the first pic should be:

Hillary got some truth caught in her throat.


38 posted on 10/07/2016 11:18:45 AM PDT by ArGee (There's always next year.)
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39 posted on 10/07/2016 12:06:49 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (http://stepstopoliticalepiphany.com - 5 Steps to Political Epiphany)
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To: JRios1968

#12: Message to God re “AMericans: At least 2016 couldn’t get any weirder. God: “send in the clowns”.

Message to God: “51% of Americans did “send in the clowns in 2008 and 2012”. Please don’t send in any more. Congress is full of them; the Supreme Court is full of them; and the Red House is full of them.

To us plain folk, these America-destroying bastards are the same folks who appeared in “Killer Clowns From Outer Space”, but have been more successful and destructive AND THEY ARE REAL.

Emmett Kelly they ain’t!!


40 posted on 10/07/2016 1:49:51 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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