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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 09/23/2016 6:10:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
Hillary Clinton’s email is hrod17@clintonemail.com
hrod17.... is that short for Hot Rod?
And what about the 17? Are there 17 other Hot Rods out there?
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/23/2016 6:38:21 AM PDT
by
disndat
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/23/2016 6:55:28 AM PDT
by
TXBlair
(We will not forget Benghazi.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/23/2016 7:12:15 AM PDT
by
Travis McGee
(www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
To: Lucky9teen
Too late for top Anything!!
But Happy Friggday none-the-less!! d:^)
To: Red Badger
My wife called down to the den and said, “Honey, you said you would take out the trash tonight.”
As the Raiders were about to make a great play I said, “Just a sec.”
She screamed, “Secs, secs, secs! I’m sick and tired of you and your secs!”
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posted on
09/23/2016 7:21:00 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(Not voting Trump? Two words. Justice Obama.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/23/2016 7:34:35 AM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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posted on
09/23/2016 7:43:15 AM PDT
by
Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
To: Lucky9teen
IN! I was too cold to make it sooner. It’s only 63 degrees out!
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posted on
09/23/2016 7:58:06 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I'm going to hang a BatGirl outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when i get Alzheimer's.)
To: Monkey Face
We've been dealing with a little rain here in SE VA.
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posted on
09/23/2016 8:07:37 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Travis McGee
To: fredhead
LOL! I heard about that wet stuff!
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posted on
09/23/2016 8:10:29 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I'm going to hang a BatGirl outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when i get Alzheimer's.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/23/2016 8:11:31 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Lucky9teen
Can any one say the difference between complete and finished?
No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between ‘Complete’ and ‘Finished.’
However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clever winner. His final challenge was this.
Some say there is no difference between ‘Complete’ and ‘Finished.’ Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.
His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are ‘Complete.’
If you marry the wrong woman, you are ‘Finished.’
And, when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are ‘Completely Finished.’
His answer received a five minute standing ovation.
To: mykroar
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posted on
09/23/2016 8:46:45 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: fredhead
LOL! Ain’t that the truth! Luckily my neighborhood stayed above water (mostly). Did yours get flooded?
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
No, I’m up on a little hill.
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posted on
09/23/2016 9:42:51 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: fredhead
That’s good. I never want to have a house on low ground.
To: relentlessly
His answer received a five minute standing ovation. Deserved. Great answer!
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posted on
09/23/2016 9:47:31 AM PDT
by
zeugma
(Welcome to the "interesting times" you were warned about.)
To: zeugma
A language instructor was discussing double-negatives with his class. “There are languages where a double-negative is an emphatic negative, such as Russian. And there are languages where a double-negative is a positive, as in English. But there are no languages where a double-positive is interpreted as a negative.”
One of the students in the back said, “Yeah, right!”
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posted on
09/23/2016 9:59:24 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(Not voting Trump? Two words. Justice Obama.)
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