[Fractal Trader]

I wonder if they will be selling insurance when they grow up....

[Rockpile]

If Church wants to find Neanderthals he could just look
in a Harvard faculty lounge.

[Bullish]

Maybe they became extinct for damn good reason? This idiot should be stopped from messing with this voodoo.

[ravenwolf]

They will probably be sienstists.

[Gen.Blather]

So he would bring back someone who would, in all probability, look different in a really bad way. Imagine growing up feeling like you are the ugly duckling. Imagine the impact of how other children would make fun of him, or worse, her. This is a special kind of abuse.

Incidentally, we’re talking about more than brow ridges. Their forearms were shorter than their upper arms and that’s just one of the physical differences. Have a heart, science, don’t bring an unloved child into the world who will suffer cruelly beyond what most of us would ever encounter.

[COBOL2Java]

All he needs is “an adventurous female” to be a surrogate mother, says a scientist at Harvard Medical School, and he’s off to the races on a plan to resurrect the extinct Neanderthals.

Look no further!

[teeman8r]

please let this be privately funded...

sheesh.

[mancini]

We already have them, they behead priests.

[JimRed]

The Almas in the Caucasus Mountains, seen as recently as the 1980s, may be surviving Neanderthals.

[Know et al]

We already have enough democrats, thank you very much!

[CodeToad]

The DNC proves it.

[truth_seeker]

Question: Which human race, lacks Neanderthal ancestry DNA?

(not a trick question; there is an answer)