China Night.
she should ask R kelly to re write “I believe I can fly”
to “ I believe I can lie”
Take the Money and Run
Jailhouse Rock
I am felon, hear me roar.
If there was justice in this country it should be “I Fought the Law and the Law Won.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0sI6eFarFE
Highway to Hell.
I’ll vote for the “My Mind is Like
Jello song.
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QUESTIONER:
Uh, welcome to the Grand Jury, Mrs. Clinton. How are you?
MRS. CLINTON:
I’m sorry. I don’t recall.
QUESTIONER:
How’s the book tour?
MRS. CLINTON:
I’m sorry, I don’t recall.
QUESTIONER:
Uh, well let’s get started.
[singing]
Try to remember when you were a member
Of Rose Lawfirm and worked Whitewater.
MRS. CLINTON:
[singing]
I don’t remember that big money launder.
I was, um, baking cookies for my daughter.
QUESTIONER:
But Mrs. Clinton,
[singing]
Don’t you remember that illegal tender
And your shady friend that McDougal fellow?
MRS. CLINTON:
I’m sorry,
[singing]
I can’t remember; my brain’s in a blender.
It’s Jell-o!
QUESTIONER:
Ha ha, that’s pretty good.
MRS. CLINTON:
Could we get on with this, please? I, I have to get back to my book tour.
QUESTIONER:
Okay, Mrs. Clinton, try to remember—and don’t blame your gender—
[singing]
For missing all this high corruption.
MRS. CLINTON:
Well, excuse me,
[singing]
I don’t remember—and don’t blame my gender.
I’m not just some bimbo erruption.
QUESTIONER:
Uh uh, well, no, I didn’t mean to imply that, but, but,
[singing]
Come next November your Bill the big spender
Could come to his end for this peccadillo.
MRS. CLINTON:
Well, I don’t think so, because
[singing]
I can’t remember; my brain’s in a blender.
It’s Jell-o! [”Jell-o” echoing four times]
QUESTIONER:
Uh, are you getting tired? Would you like to recess?
MRS. CLINTON:
I’m sorry, I don’t recall.
QUESTIONER:
[quickly]
Who’s president of the United States?
MRS. CLINTON:
Uh, I’m not sure I can remember that.
QUESTIONER:
This is very troubling.
MRS. CLINTON:
Well, pardon me.
QUESTIONER:
Oh, your husband could do that.
(Courtesy of Rush Limbaugh productions)
LIAR three dog night
Isn’t it obvious
I’m a Loser
run joey, joey run run.
quick joey small.
Cruella Deville: If she doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je9ZfezquCI
If justice is served...”I’m stuck in Folsom prison, and time keeps draggin’ on...”
“I’m a Loser” by Beck. Two bird with one stone.
“Fat Bottom Girls” by Queen. Also two.