Donald Trump is Broke, His Dog has Fleas, and His Grass Needs Cutting!

Opinion | 19 Feb 16 | Not long for this thread

[xzins]

You are not in the spirit of things here Charles.

You should say Dodges and Fords, Dodges and Chevies, something like that.

Now. Try again.

[tacticalogic]

Oh, come on now.

You're not going to convince me somebody actually chose that hair.

[arl295]

he blew it up? I thought he burned it down

[AF_Blue]

None of this is a surprise - in the 80’s, after he was killed in a tragic sunbathing accident, Donald Trump’s brain was transplanted into a certain recently-deceased orange cat. We really don’t know WHO is in Trump’s head now.

[Psalm 144]

“A new NBC/WSJ Poll says this is true”

Jeb’s mom too. Good enough for me! GO SUITS! GO PUNDITS!

[MNJohnnie]

Trump is dead to me! I have it on good authority from a cousin who worked with a guy who knew another guy who dated a girl who said she heard Trump once jaywalked!

[Sapwolf]

Yes.....you do know with one text though he can draw a loan of a billion on that line of credit he has.

Money....is not a problem Mr. Trump has.

[Donglalinger]

Abbie Normal’s hair?

[xzins]

Just as an aside, you’d think women would WANT the seat left up.

That would indicate the man did not pee on the seat.

But noooooo....

[DouglasKC]

I also heard that he personally knew about a maid at one of Trump hotels that removed a mattress tag....and he did NOTHING about it. Clearly he thinks he’s above the law.

[beandog]

“He once went through the supermarket Express Lane with MORE than 15 items.”

That’s an inexcusable offense and should forever prevent him from being Pesident.

[xzins]

Do you mean he had an ILLEGAL TAG maid and didn’t turn her in to the Tag Authorities?

[Sapwolf]

And my borzoi says Trump’s dog really does not meet the breed standard.

No Westminster Crown for YOU.

Shameful.

[TexasCajun]

Brothers perhaps? ...John Boehner

This season, if you can't laugh, you'd go nuts.

[xzins]

Isn’t that Richard lowery?

[EQAndyBuzz]

“His dog has the worst kind of fleas. The living kind. The poor thing lays down on his side, his leg flies as he gouges fleas.”

I heard Ted Cruz planted those fleas.

[IronJack]

Plus he farts in his sleep, his mashed potatoes have lumps, and he spits when he says the letter "s." There's no way he's fit to be president.

Then there was that incident in first grade when he parked his bike in the girls' rack. His war on women started early.

[xzins]

I have heard that with one text he can blow up the world......

[tacticalogic]

Not even Igor was that dumb. His brain, maybe. But not that hair!

[xzins]

Dastardly DoBad of the Royal Canadian Mounted Fleas