Posted on 10/06/2015 1:33:38 PM PDT by beaversmom
“I think that there is more in the bun than A1 sauce to make it black.”
Yep, they have been busted. I guess food colouring. I want a healthier choice! ;)
How do you make black out of food coloring?
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061030125603AAc2VDJ
What?..my joke didn’t deserve a “rimshot”
{ Raising hand meekly... ]
Probably colored with food-grade carbon black. Inert, and claimed to have beneficial cleansing effects by some health food types.
Like eating a laserjet toner cartridge.
Bought one for the girlfriend last night. This morning she was screaming, “ Bruce I just shit an alien.!!” I rolled over and went back to sleep.
“Wow, 2 posts in a row using the word diarrhea. I will never top that.”
You can do it! I believe in you.
Should have named it after Obama. The executive black Anus burger.
Once you’ve gone black...
And that is why I dont eat beets, the last thing I want to see after I poop is red poo I think I would drop dead
dark color cake icing has the same effect
Ah, green vegetable attack solved!
Here.......
The Haribo sugar Free Gummi Bear Saga.
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCA
Have a box of tissues ready as you FOTFLOL!!!!!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll cry.
OH, MY GOD, I'M GONNA DIE!!!!
No, wait... beets.
whew.
Chik-fil-a All the way.
bk gives me diarrhea.
Interesting you should say that...
Hadn’t linked the two events, thanks for the heads-up.
Not if you order a double.
I read that a while back. Laughed my ass off, mostly because I had a very similar experience with Dilettante Sugar Free Chocolate Cherries. (They sell them at Costco at Christmastime.) I thought I was going to die. It was not a very Christmas-y experience.
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