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Motorist cited for using flashlights in place of headlights
Knoxville News Sentinel ^ | February 6, 2015

Posted on 02/08/2015 1:05:19 PM PST by don-o

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To: GreenHornet

“There’s a Jeff Foxworthy joke in there somewhere.”

I just told my wife about this and said “you might be a redneck if...”.


21 posted on 02/08/2015 1:50:45 PM PST by dljordan (WhoVoltaire: "To find out who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.")
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To: don-o

Hillbilly headlights. :-)


22 posted on 02/08/2015 2:02:09 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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In the north GA. mountains there would be a kid strapped to each fender with a flash lite. That way the screams of the young-ens would let you know if you were still on the road. Still- I my have found the whole problem!
23 posted on 02/08/2015 2:11:27 PM PST by lostboy61 (Lock and Load and stand your ground!.)
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To: don-o

Sounds like a good stop - everyone knows you need to use duct tape, not bungee cords for headlights to keep them properly aimed.


24 posted on 02/08/2015 2:20:50 PM PST by PAR35
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To: BerryDingle

I am sure those are Kentuckians.


25 posted on 02/08/2015 2:23:52 PM PST by don-o (He will not share His glory and He will NOT be mocked! Blessed be the name of the Lord forever!)
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To: don-o

Would this not be a great skit for the yahoos on JUSTIFIED?


26 posted on 02/08/2015 3:10:04 PM PST by spiderfern
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To: don-o
He locked his car before being led away:


27 posted on 02/08/2015 3:39:23 PM PST by Oatka (This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
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28 posted on 02/08/2015 3:55:58 PM PST by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: don-o
I used to have a neighbor who subscribed to the "anything goes" vehicular philosophy. This is his truck that I later had towed away (after it sat for 3 years, because it was disabled). Note the passenger side headlight. Yes, there was a flashlight bailing-wired in there at one point.

C. November, 2004

29 posted on 02/09/2015 7:01:43 AM PST by Disambiguator
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