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SO WHO CAN YOU STILL JOKE ABOUT? A List of groups you can still safely make public jokes about
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| 12/16/2014
| Steven Hayward
Posted on 12/16/2014 1:41:47 PM PST by SeekAndFind
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To: wbill
To: kosciusko51
Well I like this one.....
A Polish soldier is standing next to a German soldier and a Russian soldier, which one does he shoot first?
The German, of course, business before pleasure.
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:13:39 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: humblegunner
Rednecks.
Because we don't give a rat's ass. Well, up to a point. Then we get a pickup, rope, and a bumpy trail.
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:13:50 PM PST
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer.)
To: SeekAndFind
Customer Service Reps. you talk to on the phone or online. The ones who are eager to help you, and understand a lot of english, but are hampered by their thick accents. This results in what sounds like an entirely new language, one yet to be translated.
“Would you please fill out a Customer Satisfaction Survey? You may win $100.! Certainly not! Your opinion on the Surveys does NOT effect your chances of winning the money.”
To: kosciusko51
Great joke! Thanks for the laugh.
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:14:13 PM PST
by
Neverforget01
(OMG-Obama Must Go)
To: Disambiguator
66
posted on
12/16/2014 2:14:17 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: JudyinCanada
Brothers in law are also fair game.
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:14:25 PM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: kosciusko51
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:14:29 PM PST
by
HiJinx
(I can see Mexico from my back porch...soon, so will you!)
To: kidd
Q: What did the Pollack give his wife on their wedding day that was long and hard? A: His last name.My wife can relate.
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:14:45 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: JudyinCanada
Do you know the difference between Inlaws and Outlaws?
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:15:00 PM PST
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer.)
To: TigersEye
Scots. But the jokes arent that funny so you dont hear many of them. Q: How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A: A Scot dropped a farthing down a gopher hole.
Q: How do you get a Scot to argue with you?
A: Say something.
Q: What is the difference between a Scot and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:15:52 PM PST
by
eldoradude
(It doesn't matter how many it takes, the lightbulb has already been stolen.)
To: trisham
Good grief yes! I have a brother-in-law (spawn of the evil mother-in-law) and the kids call him Uncle Satan.
To: dfwgator
Q: What did the Pollack give his wife on their wedding day that was long and hard? A: His last name.My wife can relate.
Same here.
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:17:05 PM PST
by
kosciusko51
(Enough of "Who is John Galt?" Who is Patrick Henry?)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:17:31 PM PST
by
kosciusko51
(Enough of "Who is John Galt?" Who is Patrick Henry?)
To: thackney
To: chrisser
“Seems it’s always acceptable to mock them.”
Yes, but I would advise against doing it to their faces.
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:17:54 PM PST
by
dljordan
(WhoVoltaire: "To find out who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.")
To: JudyinCanada
We have one of those too. :) Oy.
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:18:04 PM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: JudyinCanada
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:18:17 PM PST
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer.)
To: SeekAndFind
Mitch McConnell and John Bohner fall out off a helicopter at 1500 feet.
Who splats the ground first?
Who cares.
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:18:52 PM PST
by
right way right
(America will reject the suck of Socialist Freedumb, one way or another.)
To: PGR88
Christians
Republicans
NRA—Gun Owners
George Bush
anyone who isn’t Gay
Anyone who is White
Old people who are Republicans
Anyone who earns over 200,000 a year
Oil workers
Japanese or Indians (from India).
Ted Cruz—the Tea Party.
Sarah Palin—her kids and husband.
Hunters and hillbillies.
I bet you can think of more.
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