Posted on 06/11/2014 2:04:44 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore too long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
I can see the rough draft...Dis be R storei. So, the final draft is a okeydokey improvement.
Start taking kids aside at graduation at random and giving them a 10 question test straight from their finals. If they fail it, arrest the teacher for fraud and possibly contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
I am dead serious.
Nobody cares about grammer any more. Its given little to know priority in the schools and the students could care less. Their just going threw the motions anyway. Its a loosing preposition.
Just shows that they're overworked and need a raise.
Here, Robeson sings a Stalinist anthem:
Song of the Homeland (1942)
Too funny.
“I see the problem. It should read, “This BE Are Story”.”
If you want to get technical, this should be “This is be are story”.
Obviously, more money is needed for this poor school. Send lots.
“Nobody cares about grammer any more.”
Same goes for spelling.
“Dis Be Are Story.”
I cant beleeve I be duh furse FReeper what no how too spelt dis.
“this” = “Dis”
The printer didn’t catch it either.
What else would one expect from a school named after a traitorous communist???
You be right, if you axe me.
My girlfriends’ prom back in ‘74 had “We May Never Pass This Way Again” as the theme. Weren’t no “may” about it in my mind...
“I see the problem. It should read, “This BE Are Story”.”
IIIIIITE!
We May Never Pass This Way Again
hahhh... there is just so much wrong that statement..it’s wrong on just about every level.
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