[Turbopilot]

Michelle Obama has rescheduled a high school graduation speech after the students complained that her appearance would prevent many of their friends and relatives from attending the ceremony.

Now that's a big butt!

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

I have a sneaking feeling that, unless the schools make it mandatory for students to attend, which they might, the *only* students who attend will be black, punctuated by a few white children of radical leftists.

And then, if this is what happens, the students who didn’t attend will be nattered at for not attending, which they will give all the consideration it deserves. None.

[12th_Monkey]

what happened was the secret service went to Topeka and discovered the city didn’t have enough food and to prevent a “Godzilla” like event, they canceled it.

[Texas resident]

Isn’t there a high school in Deetroit or Chicago that would be more appropriate for the moose?
Or in Kenya?