[JoeRed]

Obviously the plane flew through a worm hole in the space time continuum. If my calculations are correct, it should reappear on June 23, 2103 in San Francisco (Which will be renamed “New Jonestown” by then) and the passengers will all be executed for not possessing both male and female genitalia.

[oldbrowser]

Muslim fanatics have access to nuclear material but no delivery system. 777 becomes the delivery system and we attack the big Satan which then allows them to overwhelm Israel. Or maybe blowup a nuke over Beijing because the Chinese have been disrespecting the muzzies.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

The Malaysian Triangle.

[miserare]

This thing was well-planned by a consortium of Iranian, Malaysian, and Indonesian pirates. The plane was landed by the rogue pilots at a predesignated island in the Indian Ocean, for which a special landing strip was prepared.

All passengers, and members of the crew who were not involved, are being held, along with the plane, for a ransom of $3 billion, which will be split three ways, after sending Obama a huge kick-back.

[barmag25]

It’s in Pakistan or Iran. The climb to 45000 feet that people say was bad data was actually to fly over the Himalayas. Took that route to mask the terrain and avoid any radar.