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Anyone who opposes the Affordable Care Act is a subhuman (Why Fry a Turkey when You can Zot Them?)

Posted on 11/28/2013 11:24:48 AM PST by Rex1971

Edited on 11/28/2013 11:27:18 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: Darksheare

That’s why I try to stay home at night.


2,241 posted on 12/25/2013 3:50:29 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Our infinite sadness can only be cured by an infinite love." ~Pope Francis)
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To: Tax-chick

The number of zombie drivers happens to be increasing.
Frightening.


2,242 posted on 12/25/2013 3:52:08 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

The number of zombie *anything* seems to be increasing. I even spot one in my Walmart sometimes.


2,243 posted on 12/25/2013 3:53:49 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Our infinite sadness can only be cured by an infinite love." ~Pope Francis)
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To: Tax-chick

Zombie mopping floors.


2,244 posted on 12/25/2013 4:08:28 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

“Staaaaaaainz!”


2,245 posted on 12/25/2013 4:20:17 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Our infinite sadness can only be cured by an infinite love." ~Pope Francis)
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To: Tax-chick

Shakes the mop overhead as you walk across his freshly mopped floor: *Graaaaaaaaagh!!*


2,246 posted on 12/25/2013 4:31:13 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

No, that was me. Anoreth’s James Bond commemorative Aston Martin is driving across the floor, distressing pets.


2,247 posted on 12/25/2013 5:08:19 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Our infinite sadness can only be cured by an infinite love." ~Pope Francis)
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To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; afnamvet; airborne; Allegra; Altariel; Anton.Rutter; ...

MERY CHRISTMAS to all the Undeaders and to Free Republic!

May the events of this day be a constant reminder of the Reason for the Season. God love and bless America and all her troops, no matter where they serve, past, present and future.

:o]


2,248 posted on 12/25/2013 6:47:04 AM PST by Monkey Face (Duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can sure muffle the sound!)
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To: Dead Corpse

*hugs* To you and yours, DC!


2,249 posted on 12/25/2013 6:48:20 AM PST by Monkey Face (Duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can sure muffle the sound!)
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To: Monkey Face

Give me some egg nog, quick, someone and lace it with a good dollop of rum...I forgot how to spel MERRY!
GAH!!!!


2,250 posted on 12/25/2013 6:51:03 AM PST by Monkey Face (Duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can sure muffle the sound!)
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To: Monkey Face
and a Merry Christmas to you and yours and all FReepers also
2,251 posted on 12/25/2013 7:58:39 AM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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Merry Christmas to you all!!! May it be a joyous and safe one!!!

(((HUGS)))


2,252 posted on 12/25/2013 8:00:12 AM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11) Hey, Harry Reid.. 1-800-318-2596!)
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To: Tax-chick; Darksheare; Anoreth
"Anoreth’s James Bond commemorative Aston Martin is driving across the floor, distressing pets."

If the pets distress it back, it may spray out a slippery oil puddle.

I hope it doesn't resort to the machine-gun. You'd need the mop again.

2,253 posted on 12/25/2013 8:39:35 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If you voted for 0bama to show that you're not a racist, you're a racist. -- NicknamedMike)
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To: NicknamedBob
You had to get up pretty oily in the morning to think up that one, dincha?

(Anyway, I thought it was slick...)

2,254 posted on 12/25/2013 10:01:34 AM PST by null and void (I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
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To: null and void

(sent from my phone, in a sack, apparently on my way to Spain)...


2,255 posted on 12/25/2013 10:02:26 AM PST by null and void (I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
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To: Darksheare

2,256 posted on 12/25/2013 10:18:02 AM PST by null and void (I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
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To: null and void; Tax-chick

Just remembering. It’s amazing how often a good information-retrieval system is mistaken for fast thinking.


2,257 posted on 12/25/2013 10:24:48 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If you voted for 0bama to show that you're not a racist, you're a racist. -- NicknamedMike)
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To: null and void

Fascinating. Buy me some wine while you’re there.


2,258 posted on 12/25/2013 10:27:04 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Our infinite sadness can only be cured by an infinite love." ~Pope Francis)
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To: Tax-chick

What? I’m not whining enough as it is???


2,259 posted on 12/25/2013 10:28:59 AM PST by null and void (I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
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To: NicknamedBob; null and void

Very funny, guys. It plays a song and makes acceleration-noises while zooming - crash! - into the dog food bowl.


2,260 posted on 12/25/2013 10:29:02 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Our infinite sadness can only be cured by an infinite love." ~Pope Francis)
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