Posted on 10/30/2013 10:12:43 AM PDT by rickmichaels
This woman could simply choose to turn off her porchlight.
A small puddle of round up on her sidewalk closer to the house does the trick (or so I’ve heard). Just enough to collect on the souls of little shoes.
Of course, the round-up fluid balloon leaves nice dirt bubbles in the lawn in the spring. It can be quite decorative in the spring if they are spaced correctly (Again, or so I have heard).
And deny her the Church Lady-esque chance to feel superior?
“Fascisti.” When the time comes, she will be among the first in line for her new spiffy black shirt. Then, by GAWD, she will make sure all those disgusting little fat kids eat right!
Yeah, that pretty much reveals her true motive. The woman buys and distributes evil candy in order to “teach” a lesson in obesity.
I hope it’s a fake story, but we know those people really are out there. On the bright side there’s a good chance that she’s another “shocked” demoncrat victim of obamacare.
I would get a bucket of hot fudge and pour it at her front door, and dog poop in her mailbox.
Plus get hundreds of empty candy wrappers and mix them in with the fudge. Plus a note taped to the front door —
“Mind your own f’ing business”
“she will make sure all those disgusting little fat kids eat right!”
What does the note say that she is giving to the kids that think they are disgusting little pickle kissers...Enquiring minds wanna know.
By GAWD, if she is gonna pick on fatty (who can’t spread vile filthy HIV/AIDS) she had better be picking on the pickle kissers...IMHO.
She was a great teacher, by the way, and helped give me my love of history. We had a basement classroom with windows near ground level and a concrete floor. She couldn't get the room carpeted for those cold North Dakota winters so told the kids to bring in any carpet remnants they could find . . . at home . . . from discarded carpet sample books . . . whatever.
One Friday, we moved all the desks and furniture from the classroom into the hall, got out carpeting knives and donated glue and laid a patchwork carpet. It was the coolest room in the school.
But if Cheryl is still around (and I've heard she is), I can see her doing this.
The “teachers of the Law” are forever on the hunt for sheep to devour.
See my post #48. If this is the same Cheryl as I think it is, she served a term or two in the state legislature as a Republican . . . a very liberal one of course.
It's one of those things that best exhibits the screwy liberal propaganda-driven society we live under when I can watch a local news program and one segment with doctors and dieticians complaining about too many fat Americans and in the next news segment some dope from The Hunger Task Force worrying that Americans are starving. My own view is that many Americans, including yours truly, should drop more than a few pounds. The "hunger in America" campaign is a fraud of galactic proportions. Of course, after a few more Dem presidents, it might actually be a real problem.
Busybody.
I bet that this lady is a hoot at parties.
This year I am handing out KJV Gospel Tracks.
I don't think it is her because that was 40 years ago and I think the voice would have aged and changed. But it is still uncanny.
Now if I were her, I would have rephrased the note.....
"Because of ObamaCare, I am going to have to pay for your healthcare, and I don't want to pay for fatties."
Now that would drive the point home about ObamaCare.
I will smile as I peel off the dried eggs from my house.
“It’s one of those things that best exhibits the screwy liberal propaganda-driven society we live under when I can watch a local news program and one segment with doctors and dieticians complaining about too many fat Americans and in the next news segment some dope from The Hunger Task Force worrying that Americans are starving.”
lol. i live in Massachusetts. there’s a town called lynn, literally 99 per cent minority, which you would expect would be where the hunger problem is. if you drive through, i don’t think I’ve seen anyone less than 50 pounds overweight.
You’re correct..the fattest Americans are the bottom third in income. I guess those EBT cards reject vegetable and fruit purchases. (snicker)
If I lived there I’d prepare a response note, just in case. “We don’t care what you think. If you’re not going to participate in the festivities, turn off your porch light and kindly shut the #$%# up.”
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